nemesis
I don't have a nemesis, really. I just don't really give enough of a fuck about anyone or anything else to get worked up about, I suppose.
However, my kitteh has one.
She is a fluffy wee thing, grey and white with long hair and is lovely to everyone. I leave a window open in the house so she comes and goes as she pleases. Now though, some utter cunt of a cat has turned up. Its a big fat black short-haired thing and it pisses her off something rotten. It beats her up, it wanders into my(Her) house and steals her food, shits in her tray and is generally a mean bastard to her.
The other day, it sneaked into the house and was stalking her across the dining room floor. Unknown to it, the window had blown shut behind it, so when I jumped up and shouted at it, it bolted. The repeated, loud BOINK noise it made as it bounced off the closed window trying to get out pleased me mightily. If cats could smirk, I'm sure mine would have done so.
(dave likes cheese, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:41, 7 replies)

Have a water pistol to hand.
Preferably filled with something nasty. Works every time.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:43, closed)

water itself should do the trick
so far has worked on our neighbours kitteh
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:25, closed)

ditto that
Had the same problem years ago when I still lived at home with the folks. We were fortunate that the cat flap was in the dining room and could be closed off to the house. So, we set it to 'In Only', shut the door and waited.

In no time at all, a filthy manky thing came wandering in and started making a racket when it discovered it had nowhere to go. We loaded up three squirty bottles with water, and each took great pleasure in giving it the soaking of its life. First time I'd seen a cat climb curtains. We let it out (with a firm kick) and laughed as it was too fat and soaked to climb the 6' fence to escape the garden, becoming a prime target for more squrity water action.

It never came back and my kitty was very happy about it (or didn't care, it was hard to tell).
( fluffymitten NAN, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:27, closed)

oh,oh,oh
reminded me of a fluffeh repost for this :)

PS We've been getting one of the neighbour's cats coming into our house this week doing the same, I literally rolled some fat fucking tabby out my back door this afternoon the thieving fat fuck.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:50, closed)

yep
their not wrong, water gunny is the perfect solution. However you need something like a super soaker to send a lasting message. Thats kind of the M16 of the water variety -

www.hasbro.com/nerf/en-US/supersoaker.cfm
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:59, closed)

You do realise...
that with a cute picture of your kitteh this might make Best of?
(Ginger_Whinger got in the newsletter!! =D, Mon 3 May 2010, 19:58, closed)

your kitteh
has you well trained.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 4 May 2010, 16:42, closed)