My Arch-nemesisI lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Magpies are noisy bastardsA pair used to nest in our garden and wake me up early on weekends.
I spent a summer as an early teen firing airsoft BB's into their nest, they didn't return the following summer.
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M o D, Wed 5 May 2010, 15:08,
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Theirnest is like fort knox, protected by a holly bush growing up the outside of the tree trunk, although i do own a break pump air pistol, maybe a few warning shots would do the trick?
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Ha ha haAgrees
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The only problem is if someone sees you doing itand phones the Animal Gestapo (RSPCA).
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 5 May 2010, 15:45,
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Not the RSPCA's baliwick.Try the local wildlife protection officer at the plod shop. They're usually pretty clued up and happy to take action if someone's doing something illegal.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 May 2010, 9:48,
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