A few years back
I was seeing this girl at work. It was a bit of a shit situation as she was seeing someone else at the time, I know, I'm not proud, but what can I say, I loved her.

Anyway, it all came to a head as these things do, and they broke up, the other guy was pretty gutted about it, but as I said, I really loved this girl.

Anyway, turns out this sick bastard decides to get his revenge by putting fucking chilli peppers on her rampant rabbit. A fact we only discovered while I was using it on her. I was fucking distraught, I though she was moaning in pleasure so I was pushing it in further. Horrible business.

Anyway, I hear you asking, what has this got to do with nice things? Well, after that little display I didn't feel guilty any more about giving him the AIDS.

Which was nice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:32, 22 replies)

???
You were playing around with a taken women

I cant believe you would do that - Your a fucking Cunt and I hope you die*

*or some such overdramatic, self important, "Look at the bad things that have happened to me and let me project them onto someone else" bullshit
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:51, closed)

You're a bad man al
A very bad man. May you rot in Hull.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:59, closed)

Oooo!
Al's gone all edgy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:04, closed)

Yeah
I'm out there, I'm dangerous, I don't know what I'm gonna do next!

Probably make a joke about Maddy or make up something about wanking.

Or kittens.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

Keep away from the kittens!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:39, closed)

Better watch you don't fall off that high horse
You could hurt yourself
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

really?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:08, closed)

Yep, and I'm willing to justify myself
QOTW is a place for funny, amusing anecdotes, and the story you're referring to was both amusing and well-written. It's not a place to judge anyone's motivations or actions - I know I've posted stories where my actions were somewhat questionable, as I'm sure you have as well (not counting the long 'Maddie' jokes).

If you're going to write a post that essentially says 'The guy who wrote the original story was a cunt for what he did,' then you're opening yourself up for someone to do the same to you, next time you post a story where your actions weren't right or just.

Just my opinion
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:22, closed)

You've got the wrong end of the stick petal.
Think about it again.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:25, closed)

The story
isn't having a go at KMWIP. It's a joke based on his story and the outrageous histrionics that went along with it.

I gazzed him about it as soon as I posted this hence his speedy reply.

B3ta isn't meant to be taken seriously, I think people are forgetting that, most posts should be read with your tongue firmly in your cheek. Especially ones which reference earlier posts which provoke criticism. And even more especially when the person writing them is more commonly known for bad puns and maddie jokes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:26, closed)

Ah
I didn't realise it was KMWIP's story.

In which case, I withdraw my ill thought out objection.

Incidentally, I've found out falling off the high horse does kind of hurt. How ironic.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:31, closed)

Fuck me
I think we should all read the sick book of jokes twice to remind ourselves why we are here

Whats the connection between maddie McCann and a submarine...etc, etc, etc
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:45, closed)

They both
have the capability to destroy a city anywhere on the planet in under 30 minutes?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)

haha!
That's something similar to what I was going to say...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:32, closed)

so whats the answer? i havent heard that one
whats pink, white and covered in cobwebs?



Maddie mccann's bicycle :)
(meh! bored since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:00, closed)

Well
Whats the connection between maddie and a submarine??

They are both six feet under and filled with semen (seamen geddit)
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:07, closed)

There's revenge, and then there's murder.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:16, closed)

Hahaha!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:17, closed)

Pffft.
It took me a while of digging to find the original story and to read it and its follow up, but now I'm up to speed.

Nicely done.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:50, closed)

ha ha!
evil yet brilliant!
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:37, closed)

Mmmm,
I like Jam.

Not strictly relevent, I just felt like sharing
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, closed)

,
A shituation.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:46, closed)