Guerrilla Revenge Tactics
I did not live in a student house share where I was the subject of a campaign of bullying by my new (and harder than me) house mate, who for some reason had taken a sudden dislike to me (I totally didn't shag the girl he fancied within 2 weeks of being there.

After months of not being called a cunt every day for 3 months and other puerile physcological abuse.

I did not take revenge on the fat wanker by first dipping my cock in his home made chocolate mousse, (I did not witness him pick a pube out of it as he ate it).

I did not rim his favourite brew mug with my cock every day for weeks on end.

I did not cut the phone line into his room and make it look like it had been trapped in the door so he couldnt get the internet, I certainly didn't do that twice.

I did not repeatedly have sex with said girl on his bed and wipe my cock in various places, while he was out at Uni.

And I most definitely did not wipe the 3 day old smegma from around my bellend and wipe it into the top of his tube of tooth paste.

All this never happened......And if it did the fat horrible boorish cunt would have deserved it......
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, 7 replies)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:03, closed)

That's a lot of his stuff that you didn't stick your nob in.
You should have just 'fessed up to fancying him - who knows, maybe he felt the same way?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:24, closed)

I question your personal hygiene
and your understanding of this weeks question, it's things you "haven't" done, not things you just really haven't done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:41, closed)

So you were a cunt to him
then when he wasn't happy about it you were an even bigger cunt to him?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:15, closed)

"3 day old smegma"
Delicious.
(TheColonel, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:30, closed)

Didn't the toothpaste burn your cock, or was it all calloused and scabby from all the places you'd been putting it?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:35, closed)

I'm really starting to get pissed off that comments can't win qotw.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 22:42, closed)