We were young and didn't really have a grasp on mental dissabilities.
I'm sure everyone as children had a late teens retarded kid living in there area?! well our one was called Neil, we would hang around the local park where Neil would wander asking "where's the doggy" in a high pitched excited manor, now as kids at the age of about 13 this was hilarious, and we would tell Neil where the doggy may be, off he'd go on his fruitless mission searching for the make believe dog, after about 5 minutes he'd come back asking again where the doggy was, but even more excited, obviously buzzing off the fact that we were laughing our heads off and he felt a part of this juvenile gang, now feeling like he belonged to the gang his excitement levels were going through the roof, literally frothing at the mouth, at this point someone decided (definitely not me, i SWEAR) to try and get Neil to chase our weedy mate, which he did, with great excitement, he managed to catch our weedy friend, he just roughed him up in a heavy handed retarded manor, now this not being enough and Neils excitement being now at fever pitch, someone shouted (again not me) "Neil chase him with your dick out", Neils head almost exploded and couldn't get his cock out quick enough, shot off like Usain Bolt, the weedy kid scared for his virginity slipped on the grass as he tried to get away and dived on by Neil, cock in hand, and got the dry humping of a lifetime, now me and my other friends are experiencing new levels of hilarity that we never thought existed, while the poor 13 year old weedy mate is getting the life dry fucked out of him by a 6 foot 19 year old retard, and again, let it be said, it was definitely not me who instigated the dry hump or what now would be commonly known as exploiting a mentally disabled person.
(serge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:26, 25 replies)

Are you sure it was a 'friend' who had the disability?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:29, closed)

Sorry, 'dissabillity'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:33, closed)

I'm not sure you can say it wasn't you who instigated the dry hump,
seeing as you're Neil.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32, closed)

Where's the doggys????
(serge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:21, closed)

^This^

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 18:32, closed)

"he just roughed him up in a heavy handed retarded manor"
"in a high pitched excited manor".

Where are these places? I've always wanted to play Lord of the high pitched excited Manor.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:39, closed)

Better than Lord of Retarded Manor.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:46, closed)

Ha, excuse me!!
(serge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:26, closed)

"The conference will be held at 0900 at Heavy Handed Retarded Manor"
Has a ring to it
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:33, closed)

what do you mean "now would be commonly known as"
You were exploiting the poor chap you cunt, time doesn't change that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:49, closed)

Absolutely, it was terrible behaviour, nowadays I'd have got him to sing in front of 40 thousand people!!!
(serge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:24, closed)

Dick

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)

Cuntish, yes.
Cruel, yes.
Exploitative, yes.
Badly written, typically.
Juvenile, certainly.

Still fucking funny though. Gets my click.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:36, closed)

Dick

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:23, closed)

Goose!

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:16, closed)

Well, yes, horrible exploitation
But I did think you got over the breathless hilarity of it all quite amusingly.
(richardm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:05, closed)

I grew up on a high pitched, excited manor.
We had a shortage of full stops, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:13, closed)

Hi Neil

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, closed)

Surely not that bad?!?!
my spelling is awful and the punctuation is a disgrace, but when i was 13 years of age it was hilarious, obviously it was a terrible thing to do and i have slight regrets, but who's never been an absolute cunt at that age?!?!

And plus, Neil did have a good time, i think you're all missing the real victim, my friend who got dry humped!!!!
(serge, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, closed)

CUNT

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:40, closed)

Totally not cool but it made me laugh heartily.

Didn't notice any serious spelling errors.

So yes, all is well.
(Mong goose, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 0:25, closed)

Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:18, closed)

I'm conflicted
I feel should jump aboard the faux self-righteous indignation bandwagon, but "Neil! Chase him with your dick out" was a master stroke IMO.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:46, closed)

wrong. yes
Funny. Yes

Click. Yes.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:32, closed)

it is...
still rather funny though!!
(Our local high pitched retard asks everybody if they've "had their tea yet?" thankfully not with his dick out!)
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:50, closed)