Now this is a story....
all about how my life
got twist turned upside down
and id like to take a minute
just sit right there
ill tell you how i became the prince
of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground where i spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing and cool
and shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
(BJCDLL, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:32, 16 replies)

So your obsolete skill is copying and pasting some lyrics from a google search
including the fucking typos?

That's weak even by qftw standards.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:36, closed)

ha someone who cant even make there own spelling mistakes
this makes me feel so good
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:40, closed)

*their

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:41, closed)

/\ see awsome /\
i rest my case
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:50, closed)

You have just become my hero.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:43, closed)

I'm really growing to like you.
Stoppit.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:44, closed)

Everybody loves me eventually.
I'm like a comforting wart.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:45, closed)

wart wank
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:47, closed)

anal wart

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:51, closed)

Stalwart

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:55, closed)

Wart factor 6 Mr Wart.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:14, closed)

Completely stollen!
I openly admit that I copied and pasted it without proof reading. Now if you don't mind, I am now going to have a cry wank.
(BJCDLL, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:06, closed)

It's "Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down."

For fuck's sake.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:49, closed)

yes
i concur
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:11, closed)

They played this last night on late night radio
Theres an entire verse in the middle that no one knows cos no one bought the record.
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

*edit i didn't buy the record either i copied this from a lyric site
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:13, closed)

Glad someone else mentioned this.
Otherwise I was going to. Whilst I don't know this bit off by heart, I am always disappointed when they don't play the full version.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 16:34, closed)