Morning ladies.
Good weekend, bad or just middling? I had a few beers and watched the cricket. Getting sick of the heat, any good holiday ideas which doesn't involve baking?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Evening all
Listening to the Yeah yeah yeahs set at Latitude.

Self employment. I had a seat in a fast car to be there and I turned it down to make money.

Where do you draw the finely strung elastic band?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:11, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
Ended up camping out in Lusty's folks' garden. Hurricane lamps, fairy lights in the trees, bbq. I don't think I have ever seen my kid having such a good time. At one point she asked 'is this real'?

You can shove your iPads up your fucking arses. A campfire and toasted marshmallows is what you want.

What are you up to today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 10:07, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RIP Mel Smith.
He was ace. Clever writer. Not a bad performer. An excellent director (particularly in advertising).

Only 60 as well.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 21:38, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is everyone at Tangles album launch party?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 19:53, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

282/5

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 17:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning you retards
I have been cherry picking* this morning, my tree's have yielded a bountiful crop of the most delicious black cherries.
What home perks have you got?

alt:I'm doing domestic things today, made breakfast dropping the kid of at a festival in a short while, will be de-stoning cherries and then then getting quite merry for the rest of the day, what are you doing?

Alt:alt: RIP my nigga Brucie
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23371090

*Not on a Bartleby level
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:27, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the odds on me getting a stepping for this?
b3ta.com/questions/unreasonablecruelty/post2021680

How are you seeking attention tonight?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 20:39, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you were organising a stag/hen do what would be your top five things to cover and where would your top location be?
If you've already done one tell everyone how mediocre and shit it was.

Alt: Form a sentence using song titles from one band or artist to prove what a witless spastic you are. If you need help with this give HH a gaz.

Altalt: What word or words do you use too much?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:28, 261 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Things I'm Looking Forward To Thread
Movie: X Man: Days Of Future Past
Book: The Magician's Land by Lev Grossman
Music: Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip's new album.
Telly: RIPD - www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07xNrVd7DU

What 'bout you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:44, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fashion Disasters
In light of "short-gate", tell the group of your fashion woes

Alt:
Lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:47, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

People that wear transition lenses in their glasses are inevitably creepy and a bit weird, discuss.
alt: Should men be allowed to wear shorts to the office?

alyalt: if you had to touch me, where would you touch me?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:14, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's Lighty's birthday. Happy birthday, Lighty.
It's Friday, huzzah. What are you up to this weekend? It's big one for me: three nights with the nipper on the trot. Camping, lolz, the fackin lot.

Alt: DETROIT HAS GONE BANKRUPT. That's fucking mental innit
( wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:39, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 7:00, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:44, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hot dating advice for Gonz here.
www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/things-jewish-girls-cant-resist

What's YOUR top tip for our favourite faring-eared red sea lothario?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 17:49, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

can you all be a little bit less shit please?

alt: When have you badly put your foot in it?

altalt: pool or beach or city or ym?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:53, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HARK the herald angels sing, glory TO the new born KING!
The time of year a song is placed in or associated with is important to me, and it discombobulates me if I hear one out of context - do you get that, or do you not give a toss?

Alt: what's your favourite type of holiday plan - planned to eye-watering, nazi-tastic detail, or turn-up-and-see-what-happens?

Altalt: something else
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:07, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am looking to buy a new stereo.
Nothing too expensive - up to £300 or so.

May I have some recommendations please? I know nothing on this subject.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:46, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is good eh.
good C0CK!!!!!!!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23355944

That's a surprising statistic to me. What do you find surprising?
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:40, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So former terrorist Mandela is 95 today.
But then, if you'd spent 27 years resting you'd probably live to an old age eh?

How will you avoid the inevitable mass media hysteria when he snuffs it?

Alt: How long do you expect to live for?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:28, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

music chat
let's play the C0CK game. replace the key word in any song title with C0CK for hilarious consequences.

Total eclipse of the C0CK
Everything i do (i do it for C0CK)
Red red C0CK
I wanna hold your C0CK
Eight C0CKS a week
Every C0CK you take

or if you don't want to play, tell us what you think about the media. evil twisting mind manipulators, or generally doing a good job?

alt: mid morning snack anyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:17, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We couldda been anything that we wanted to be.
You've just been sacked from your job, stripped of your qualification, and all education is free (and all life in general is free whilst you're being educated).

Whatcha gonna do?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:16, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Eff that yo
I am super-excited about this weekend. What are *you* excited about?

Alt: Let's have some NIGEL FARAGE CHAT
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:44, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Soooooo, there's a doctor on OT.
What's your GP like, do they listen, or just scriptwriters?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
Can anyone spare a biscuit? I have woken up ravenous* what particular mood/feeling have you woken up with?

Alt: Supposedly 1978 was the best year for Britain
metro.co.uk/2013/07/17/what-is-your-favourite-year-3884397/
What was your best year and why?

Alt:alt: What was the last thing that made you laugh?

*I do hope I’m not pregnant

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:04, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck that shit.
The gay marriage bill has passed. Who's going to be your gay husband/wife/Gonzo?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:26, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And inside the parcel was his wife's pretty head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:33, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I opened the parcel that arrived at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 17:47, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)