Time for a new one?
If you won the £1m on the lotto this friday, how would you life change / what would you do with the cash?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:26, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD MOOOOOOOOORNING OFF-TOPIC!!!!!!!??!?!?!??!?!
Hey guys, my name is Windy Pig and i want to hear about what you have to say!
What's been your favourite moment in recent weeks? Tell us a happy story about your life.

Alt: Weight loss, our very own swipeypoos is on a weight loss kick, should we all be supportive of her? Have you ever done any serious exercise? maybe like frisbee you play a stupid pointless and idiotic sport!! I want to know all about it.

altalt: I'm going to fix a light in my bathroom, if i don't reply to anyone in this thread, i have died.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:56, 278 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Echo and the Bunnymen were shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:20, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

the Zutons were shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:35, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well who'd have thought that BEATLES CHAT could have gone so wrong?
What will you never do again? MY MUM AHAHAH GEDDIT MY MUM!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:43, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bing bing. Question closed. Fuck this shit, I'm off down the juicer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 21:51, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In all the excitement
I'm unsure if it was decided if The Beatles are shit or not.

I blame Nakers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 20:38, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I might go to the pub later.
Not that I expect anyone to leave the previous thread to acknowledge this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 19:46, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Two Hats posted the following.in the previous thread.
The Beatles once recorded an album of pro-Nazi Merseybeat numbers
But it was accidentally taped over with Rolf Harris' Sun Arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats Gods only man spared by the butcher, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:10, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

For this thread, what were the song titles.

I'll kick off with 'Love me Jew'.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 17:15, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty's fact thread.
Tell us an amazing fact - or make up a waqqui lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:17, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ooh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 16:04, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sweating like Gonz in a delicatessen.
I'm used to humidity from living in Asia, but fucking hell it's terrible in London today.

Your sensible tips for staying cool (including when at work) please.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:31, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Next saturday Scroob Pip & DlC is releasing their first single from the new album, I'm really looking forward to that.
If you can go back in time and change one thing through history, what would you change and why?


/alt - Best frozen treat?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 13:46, 140 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like it when Jamie Oliver says 'waz', he doesn't seem to know it means 'wee wee'
What do you like it when Jamie Oliver says?

Alt: best/worst TV chef/cook
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:08, 252 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well that killed the conversation
with all the hysteria that's going on at the moment, tell us what you love/hate about the great british public?

alt: so many people on fb last night posting about how they were scared of the thunder. wtf. it's in the sky. miles away. how can you be scared of that? which is worse: weather updates or new baby updates?

altalt: i would say "lunch" - but my new gym just emailed through my new hardcore diet plan, and it's more depressing than bella's cv.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:48, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wonder when Kate will start posting about her fanny woes on mumsnet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:24, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wish Princess Diana were here to meet her grandson : (
4 EVA in R HARTZ xxx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:00, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What do you think Wills and KAtes will call they baby boy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:56, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell us about your fruit woes.
Alt: HATRED. I really fucking hate that bent cunt Peter Tatchell. Who do you hate?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:46, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YEY NEW ROYAL BABY
I'm going to organise a street party and some bunting and cake!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:46, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck's sake, it's raining outside and its too warm for a jacket.
How's your life being ruined by AA-level problems today?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 7:08, 192 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This one is for Monts.
io9.com/10-scientific-and-tech-visionaries-who-experimented-wit-868032557
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:19, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Reading that last thread it occurred to me that I have barely picked up a guitar in fucking months
This made me feel rather sad.

What do you enjoy, that you've not done for ages? MY MUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shut up

One thing I am doing a lot more of (IS YOUR MUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAH shut up) is drawing. I'm really not bad at all at it but prior to having time with my kid I barely did any post-school, apart from rubbish graffiti outlines.

Alt: what have you got into recently, either for the first time or for the first time in a while? MY MUM AHAHAHAHAH REALLY IT'S HILARIOUS AHAAHAHA shut up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:42, 149 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Clit cancer anyone?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1250251-Clitoral-area-is-white-have-i-got-Cancer
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:28, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's in a name?
Battered reckons that all people called Giles are predisposed to being a cunt.
From what I know of people's real names from here, everyone appears to have one of about three names. Coincidence?

Alt: Nakers believes in the power of milkshakes, Swipe will believe whatever the person she is paying £500/month to help her lose weight tells her and Monty swears by Oil of Ulay to retain his Dorian Gray looks.
What woo-science do you believe against your better judgement?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:22, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Waqqqi remedies
After "proteinshakegate" what remedies are you prescribing to the group? Hangover, etc...

Alt:
Tea/Coffee/YM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Good morning cumgarglers.
I don't care about your weekends, although mine was superb, thanks for asking.

So, another royal brat is about to be pushed out of some royal flaps. Why on earth are the idiots that make up the general public so bothered by this? The monarch - good for the UK or a load of sweaty testes?

Alt: Most ridiculous thing you've seen recently? (apart from my mother obvs.).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:21, 244 replies, latest was 12 years ago)