Hiya gang!!!!
Evening prick thread.

I want no part of it - jog on you weirdoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:54, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Poorly attended late afternoon thread.
I spent a short time in a yurt at the weekend. It was alright.
How is your real life slightly like your meme on here? Is it alright?

Alt: Not got a meme? Step forward and let us say cruel things about you until one of them sticks.

Altalt: alright
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:31, 303 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Afternoon fucktards
I’m here to save you from that dreadful thread, you may thank me now.
Whilst shopping today I saw the best busker ever, he was doing all martial arts stuff, nuncuck’s,
Sai’s, bo staff’s and some outstanding gymnastics…I dropped a fiver in the kitty, what’s the best ever busker you have seen?

Alt: I’m off for the week* my son’s away, the wife is working what should I do? Funny things like YM and DYAAKY have already been thought of and dismissed

Alt:alt: I’m drinking my first beer of the day, what have you got?

* I'm sure I haven't mentioned this at all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:11, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Two workmen outside my office are having a belching competition.
Which bodily function do you dislike the most?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:50, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What three things can you not do without?
Alt:
WORST LUNCH EVER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:31, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

QOTW is particularly cheerful this week.
What do you find cheerful?
Alt, good telly? Hardly ever watch mine, anything good on? Game of Thrones, good or bent?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 10:08, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New week, new danger.
How was your weekend and what's happening for you this week?

Alt: when did you last vomit and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 7:07, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning.
How are we? Tickety-boo or not so pucker? I'm fucking great, thanks for asking. Just polishing off massive brekkie. I'm glad I've a fast metabolism, or whatever the medical term is, I can shovel it down like it's going out of business, and don't pork up. What are you glad about?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:55, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 20:15, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning*
Yeah that's it, just morning no question no alts just plain old morning.


*Not that I expect anyone will answer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 8:11, 42 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

we are not amused.
Told at the last second not to pick my kid up cos she's crashed out after a day out. Lusty has gone to her brother's 30th which I couldn't go to because I had the nipper. Tempted to get mashed up but big day tomorrow and skint so not a good idea.

I'm pissed off, kids.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:36, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm on a train to Manchester
This means I won't be meeting Dozer for a drink. My apologies to all of you who messaged me and asked that I punch him on your behalf, fear not tthough, I'll be back up here again in a few weeks so I might be able to punch him then for you.

Also, this train I'm on goes past the part of the world Blousie lives in. I shall wave at all of the houses just in case she happens to be in. It'll make a nice change having a reason to wave at houses, rather than just doing it for the mong-effect.

Once again, apologies for not being within range of Dozer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:23, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the worst type of ethnicity?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:46, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck me, it's hailing here. In AUGUST.
When did you last start a thread that was duller than CABLE CHAT?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:40, 207 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

EXTRA-TIME MULTI-THREAD GO!!!!
Soz, I felt left out.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:17, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got bang into writing stories years ago, then my job got in the way and I stopped
Thinking about taking it up again, but I'm still in the ideas phase.

What would your book/story/play/movie be about? I make no bones about it, I will be stealing the best idea.

Alt: How many coats have you owned in your entire life? Quite a few, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:16, 37 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

OK calm down with all the tech excitement yeah. This is serious.
I've been thinking for a long time about this. You know when you're in denial about something - you want things to carry on as they are, but deep down you know you're living a lie? Well that's where I am at the moment.

Now I've been able to be honest with myself I've started to feel better about who I really am - to the extent that I'm able to talk openly about the changes in my life and maybe - just maybe - start living as the 'real me' for the first time.

OK, here goes *deep breath* - I've come to the realisation that perhaps I'm not really a 'Steam punk' after all. When I search my soul, I think the whole thing's a bit dickish. I met some great guys and had some crazy times along the way (I'll never forget when I got my first goggles), but the dream is over.

It's been a wild rollercoaster ride...but it's over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:15, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And a thread that Al can't delete.
Alright?
( Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:14, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who likes mountains?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23543172

So, a fight between Sherpas and Mountaineers. Who would win?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:12, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah, what?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning you shameful collection of anal sores.
Weekend plans?

Alt: what do you dislike about the British?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 7:52, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Because I know you're interested.
I've just been through Chesterfield.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:14, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shit fuck cunt motherfucker.
I'm spending the weekend with lezzers. How gay is the rest of your week?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:48, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

86/2
I actually, literally transcend sport. What do you transcend?

Alt: The KFC Wicked bucket is a work of genius. What do you hate yourself for liking?

92/2.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:00, 245 replies, latest was 12 years ago)