Two workmen outside my office are having a belching competition.
Which bodily function do you dislike the most?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:50, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When YM sharts spunk after a good bumming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

From most people
Talking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

This.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

The thing I don't get is why girls love popping their partner's zits.
Alt: Homemade "Caribbean chicken" wrap.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Eww.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

No - it was delicious.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I just had a thought that the alt is connected, you could hide a lot of puss in a caribbean chicken wrap.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Like I said, it was delicious.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

YM's gag reflex.
Just swallow the fucker, bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Cricket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

It is truly repugnant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Ahahaha
Ahahaha

Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I am listening to Trash City by Transvision Vamp.
Wendy James sexybutcantsinglols
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

They were frightful weren't they

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I really hate it when I start secreting mucus instead of sweat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

have you caught a doseof hagfish?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

being able to tie yourself in knots is a useful skill for payperview webcamming

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

rectal prolapse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No, it's just the way I'm sitting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

badger is the pink sock round here anyway

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Beer shits
Your arse should never piss.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

There are lots of things that your arse should never do
However on a scale of things that should be the least of your worries
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Cerrrrr-lick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I DON'T PARTAKE IN DELIVERIES UP THE TRADESMAN'S THANKS!
How VERY dare you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Sniggers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I am not overly keen on you
continuing to breath...
HTH xxx
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Wuv woo!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

THXS BBZ

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I don't really have a problem with any of my own bodily functions.
Nearly all of other people's are pretty gross though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Other people eating
especially when they haven't mastered the art of not chewing with their mouths open or making chomping and smacking noises. The fucking frightful, disgusting prick cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Man i hate that
My brother sounds like an elephant stuck in a swamp
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Fuck's sake, it's not difficult.
Insert food into gob, chew with mouth closed, don't make a fucking noise, repeat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I'd forgotten how much it disgusts me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I'm glad I could re-acquaint you with this frankly abhorrent physical trait.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah, thanks a bunch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I'm all about the sharing and getting other people's bowels in an uproar these days, Vippers old son.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I can't say it's got my bowels in an uproar...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Great thread but STOMP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)