Bit quiet today, innit?
I had a look at the latest headlines but nothing grabbed me. There have been a few celebrity deaths lately, any in the last month or so particularly grabbed you?
That sax bloke from "Baker Street" meant that Radio 4 played it as I woke up in the morning and I had it stuck in my head all day.

Alt: Celebrity death you reckon will happen in the next month?
Altalt: Celebrity death you'd like to see in the next month?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:51, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!
Aren't you already excited about being one day closer to Friday? I know I am. Totes gonna go to Yates with the #ladz and chirps on #toptotty!

In all seriousness, how are you? I'm in Slough. Doesn't get much worse than that. I think I even prefer Coventry to slough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 7:08, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

evinan fred
I swear I thought this top picture was battered

www.vice.com/en_uk/read/anna-konda-can-crush-your-skull-in-between-her-massive-thighs-666?utm_source=vicefbuk

I'm getting chinese

alt: alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:32, 145 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

is that shit still going on?
Im off to Newcastle this weekend for a charity do. How charitable are you?
alt. what's your fragrance of choice? It's a bit retro but I love Ck Contradiction.
altalt. what would YOU have given Pistorious? 10 years? a leg to stand on?
altaltalt. Has Hurricane Gonzales affected you today? I had my paper bins blown clean over. STAY ABOUT!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:57, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

is that shit still going?
what have you dragged out for too long?

alt: what is the correct way to eat an easter egg or chocolate santa? bite or smash?

altalt: would you trust a b3tan teach you anything? who and what?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, 223 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So me and Medium Bri went to the pub quiz last night and won
What would your specialist subject be?

Alt:
Best/Worst breakfast

EDIT:
Bob Holness is dead! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29700432
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:35, 255 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright, good evening, and welcome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:01, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What the fuck is a cask and why do I care whether my beer lived in one before I drank it?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:26, 161 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well B3th smothered that thread like an unwanted disabled child
How far is too far? Do you ever go too far?

alt: wallet, purse, cardholder or money clip?

altal: I bet at least one of you has their wallet/keys attached to their trousers with a chain, go on own up.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:40, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's Sunday morning, buttmunchers!
It's half way through the morning, I've put the second wash on, hung out the first, made my breakfast, planned out my new workbench and I fully intend to clean the bathroom.
What have you slugabeds achieved so far? Eh? EH?
Alt: DIY? Are you any good at it or do you get a man in*? (Ooer mrs etc)

*Rachel - we know you have a man who runs up your skirts for you.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:33, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I know you're there, wondering who will start a Saturday evening thread.
I have.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:04, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What happened to roast lunch thread?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:52, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

TRAIN CANS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:30, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on team!
Last thread of the working week.

Best and worst parts of this week? Looking forward to? Dreading?

Alt:
Anniversaries - are you any good at remembering them? Consequences of forgetting?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:40, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
Alt: afternoon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:05, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My lord, it really is dead here.
What does the weekend hold in store?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:42, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

RIP OT!

( Peej, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 9:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

morning, /OT how are you?
alt, vaccines do they work? should we be spend more on reseacrh etc.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-29649572
(Lou Carpenter, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 7:50, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Your all gay

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 23:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Non-sock-evening-thread
alright? Anyone been to Bruges? Thinking of going for the Christmas markets etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:42, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)