good health, good friends and the love of a good woman
however, I had a really vivid dream that I won 10 grand last night. I could really do with 10 grand and was disappointed to find out that it was a dream when I woke up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:02, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The prize money on Total Wipeout is £10K
That's next on my list of BBC game show ambitions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:04, Reply)

do you have to get yourself to Buenos Aires?
you'd be better off going on the American one. They win a shitload more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

A colleague of mine said much the same
I imagine that the application process is harder, as there are around 250 million people living in America, all in peak physical condi.... oh!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Having never watched a single Twighlight film, I still dreamt of the fuckers last night.
Also good health, good friends and the love of a good woman, (your mum).
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:06, Reply)

she is a good woman
you'd be lucky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Wow!
Pimping out your mum, right there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)

not really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Aw go on.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I dreamt I went to Specsavers to get my glasses fixed
I think my subconscious needs to be more ambitious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

maybe your subconcious thinks your glasses are shit
have you heard anything yet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

yeah, totally got fired :(

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

bummer
you alright?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

aye I'm really not upset about it
I knew it was coming so I'm just going to use the opportunity to build my dragon empire. And stack up my Xbox achievements.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

good girl

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

LOL
/it's ok because I was nice to you about it earlier.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I have a headache Chompy and I don't know why

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

This sounds like a feedline to a joke
but have you tried some paracetamol?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I've had two ibuprofen with my Lucky Charms
but it's not gone yet. That was only 45 mins ago though so maybe there's hope yet. It's the same kind of headache as the ones caused by my lenses, but I haven't worn lenses for ages. Stupid Vision Express, Imma sue their asses.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Have you had caffine yet?
Could be withdrawl, or dehydration, drink more water.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I've been up for an hour, of course I've had coffee.
It doesn't feel like a dehydration headache, if you get them a lot you can tell the difference.

It's subsiding a bit now though, yay for ibuprofen. My friend has stacks of codeine that the NHS kept giving her even though she's allergic so I'll get her to write me a prescription.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Sounds like a clear-cut case of bum-AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Nah, I had my AIDS vaccine when I was kid

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah, I bet it was a supository
and it was delivered by a "specialist"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Or just go back to bed

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I have to go to the fabric shop unfortunately
and as Manchester doesn't get up until about 11am it's dead quiet so I should really go out soon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

innit mon
oh man I would kill to be in Jamaica right now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

True seh dat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I checked my euromillions 3 times
because I was SHOCKED that I hadn't won anything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:13, Reply)