I'm alive!
Update on Mingegate.
My mate accidentally sent a photo of her flangepiece to my other mate DURING an almighty telephone row with her boyfriend.

We can only assume it was a 'look at what you're missing' effort.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She may have been calling him a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Apparently she'd been in the shower for ages previously,
so I think she'd been doing a bit of topiary, then he'd gone and ruined it because he's clinically insane and an alky.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Please forward said image to me for review purposes
and we'll say no more about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I don't wish to see it
Our other friend couldn't sleep last night after she saw it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Does it have teeth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

No but it was very close-up, very unflattering
and had a landing strip
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Somewhere to keep your nose warm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Up all night wanking, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Honestly, this girl is foul-mouthed and unshockable
but she's practically doing the Romanian Rock over this!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Is that similar to Chinese Rock?
/ramones/heartbreakers
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I fucking LOVE that record.
Heartbreakers version wins. I have a 12 inch *winks at the ladies*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

How is that ever going to win an argument.
LOOK AT MY GENITALS!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

If the argument was about whether or not you had any genitals?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Only you would argue about that sort of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Or sexface,
"You don't even have any genitals or tits, PROVE IT"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

A worryingly successful tactic, by all accounts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Apparently she was drunk
I have no idea
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:47, Reply)

HOLY FUCK
I just realised we've past the millionth post who got it?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Oh...
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1000000
not that great
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Jeff of all people.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Jeff, in a run-of-the-mill response to me about Erdinger.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

He should edit it to something cool

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

It was decided that he shouldn't, I think
I guess it should be an accurate representation of the converasation here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Erdinger is cool, especially the Dunkel.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I found a can of Kronenbourg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)