This is fucking hilarious:
www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp

'their tragic lives prove there isn't anything gay about being "gay"...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HA!
"Good Lord, I can't believe my eyes, we can't publish this. It's filthy!"
"I'M GOING TO VOMIT!"

*narrows eyes*
And how did you come across this, Master Boyce?

EDIT: Hang on, I think I was handed one of these "tracts" outside Clapham Junction station, containing a little comic strip explaining how homo sapiens couldn't possibly have evolved from a primitive ape ancestor because we didn't have tails and god said so.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I googled 'cartoon that might help The Supreme Crow realise his life is one of SIN'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

1st result - Scooby Doo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Jinkies!
Edit: I'd have thought it would be "Trap Door," but you can never tell, can you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

indeed
or perhaps "ZOINK!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

hahahah
'the homosexuals wearied themselves, trying to find the door'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

FNAR FNAR.
See also the hypocrisy between their condemnation of the residents of Sodom saying "Send them out that we might know them (sexually _{just in case their was any ambiguity about it})"
and then telling people right at the end:
"Read your Bible...every day to get to know Jesus Christ better." Fucking perverts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

OH MY GOD!
Don't let Crow see that. He'll be renouncing before we can say "Bumder Alert".

Edit: Too late. Bugger. That'll teach me to refresh more often.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

"Bugger" is exactly the word you're looking for...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

word sex act
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Have you seen the Dungeons & Dragons one?
Fucking amazing. And pointless. Jesus doesn't like D&D? Who cares? What's important is that GIRLS don't like D&D.

EDIT: I don't want to be Elfstar any more, I want to be Debbie!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Is it on the same website?
I'm having trouble finding it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Out of print, I have tracked down a link.
See above.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That is absolutely fucking hilarious.
(At least, I am assuming that D&D has not had quite the same ill-effect on your life...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I've only played D&D once, true story.
It was shit so I stopped.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Same here.
Some of my brother's friends played it. I had a look - it was fucking terrible. The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You should be employed to tour schools and colleges to explain this to the youngsters.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm with Jesus on this issue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

A much more persuasive argument

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)