I deserve
to be in an accident rendering me permanently wheelchair-bound, to turn gay and northern, and then finally to end up in a concentration camp. That would be fair enough, and just payment for the years of jokes I have made.

However, seeing as the idea of karma is, as we all know, nothing more than a medieval peasant's way of coping with their ignominous and pathetic, grovelling existence, I should be OK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How is Lusty's mouth?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm not sure that I like where this is going.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

If she hadn't have stopped nagging
me when she did it'd have been a whole lot fucking worse, I tell you.

I come home from the pub when I fucking like - dinner or no fucking dinner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I CAN READ THIS YOU CHEEKY CUNT.

( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Alwight darlin'!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Alwight sweetcheeks.

( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

my wisdom teeth occasionally threaten to make an apperance
and it hurts like a motherfucker. Here, have some fluff (it's ok, I found it in my pocket).
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I have half a wisdom tooth emerged.
The other three are just stuck up there. My mouth is too small, apparently.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

All my wisdom teeth came through with no problems.
My mouth is huge.

I should probably be in the porn business.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

So's mine, figuratively.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Is that so?
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I said probably, not definitely.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I wouldn't, you'd still be able to taste the breath of Robinson

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Thank you.
Tis nice to have someone care, instead of pointing, laughing and punching me on the jaw while shouting "does it hurt now?"
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I thought Monty's daughter was meant to be nice?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'll be seeing you in a few days :D

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I am muchly excited.
Prepare yourself for a cuddling!
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:22, Reply)

*prepares*
Everyone's going to look so awesome on the Saturday! Probably less so on Sunday though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

'Ello Lusty.
Is this man bothering you? Would you like me to infect him with some northernness on your behalf?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Could you get your missus to gas him?

( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yep.
I'll just point her arse south and continually feed her brussells sprouts. It might even melt the snow, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Everyone's a winner then eh?
Well, apart from humanity.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Oh fuck no
Please make sure you aim correctly, don't forget I am to the south west of you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I thought you lived in Skelmer?
Is that South West of anywhere? Apart from Greenland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It's South West of The North East.
Or The North as us real Northerners call it.
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Nah, I'm from Skem
I live in Macclesfield
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

If you can read this
then I clearly didn't do a good enough job on your black eyes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Racist!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Must...resist...
*behaves*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Warm and welcoming

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

And just a bit dribbly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

And that's just when she's asleep!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

when because
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)