It moves really slowly
and occasionally bites you if you poke it.

And over winter it disapears and you think you've lost it, but then in spring it comes back and bites you again.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fuck off back to the vagina monologues

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Or, as adapted for the none too bright, The Vag Monosyllables

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

My aunty had one that followed her everywhere

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

A vagina or a terrapin?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

An actual terrapin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Couldn't she shake it off.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Everywhere she went, in this big office they worked at
the terrapin would just change his direction and start walking towards her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)