POKER, and how great I am at it
I love poker.
I would love a POKERB$SH
Anyone else up for a B3tapokerb$sh?

I recently won a tourny at the Walsall G, and on boxing day, I get to play in a $100,000 dollar guaranteed tourny that I qualified for for free. (Unstable Mrs is NOT impressed at the timing)
I am, however, relatively shit at poker in the grand scheme of things, and would welcome the chance to meet some fellow B3tans and play poker and get pissed at the same time.

Gaz me if you might be interested.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:01, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The fact you're good at poker doesn't make me want to play you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Ah Chompy, it doesnt have to be about the money
its about the b$sh and getting wankered.
I've never been to a bash. I hear good things.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Hahahaha
I looked at your profile to see if you were Bert: the subject line of your first entry had me 'LOLing like a coon' (c)A.Thegeordie (2008).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

what?

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It's too complicated to explain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

that sounds like mega fun
I love playing cards
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

SNAP!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

yo, american, you ever play asshole?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

No, I'm a real arsehole.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You fucking are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Don't start that 3 word shit again
you colossal bum-pirate.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Haha
'colossal bum-pirate' is good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I wangled "turbo-shit"
into a meeting the other day and thought of you!

Edit: no homo.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Tubo-shit is magnificent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

*facepalm*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I've played asshole
assuming that's the same game
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I've never won a hand of poker without cheating in my life
So no thanks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

turn up and cheat then
everyone's a winner.
Well, except the people who lose, when you cheat.
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I cannot recall ever having played a game of cards in my life.
So no, thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Except for those sombre autumn evenings playing Grandfathers Clock solitaire,
as the sound of your lonesome whistling bounced off the walls in your empty house.
(TheColonel, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Really?
Weirdo.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

There's no need to sign off your posts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Cheers

Cheers
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I liberally thrashed the last set of people I played
but was so skint my winnings had to be spent on sensible things rather than drugs and fireworks :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I play online a fair bit
But I tend not to win when my mates have a poker evening. I'd be interested...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

cool
looks like me and thee heads up at the moment though :(
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Don't know
I might be tempted. I've been working on cash games lately. I'm crap online though - I can play 50p/£1 (£100 buy in) in a casino but can't beat 5p/10p online.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)