No good times?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There was an awkward moment and the party wasn't that good
so we left after about an hour :/

I did have a nice cocktail though, which I might attempt to recreate with a better apple-flavoured liquor than Apple Sourz.

I didn't say a word to Classics boy. Then again he didn't to me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

What was the akward moment?
Actually no don't tell me I'll guess.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

You knocked over the fish tank killing 15 rare prize winning fish?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You set fire to someones hair with your lighter?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Someone was wearing the same dress as you so you punched her?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Dress was vintage, thank you very much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Why are you thanking me, I didn't buy you it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You called someone steve when actually their name was john?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

It wasn't actually concerning me, thank you very much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Can I have a go?
Did you discover halfway through a diccussion of the merits of Blake, that they meant William whilst you were talking about Peter?
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Noone came
and we all know how that turns out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Peter?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The inevitable 60s sunshine pop spunk tsunami?


EDIT this could be the name of MY NEW BAND
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The whole thing or just the last two words?
Monty Boyce and The Inevitable 60s Sunshine Pop Spunk Tsunami or
Monty Boyce's Spunk Tsunami?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

haha
this one is the most likely
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

You used the toilet and it wouldn't flush and then there was people asking if you were ok but you couldn't flush it and so you tried to fix the toilet but then dropped the cistern lid on the bowl and it cracked leaking piss and shit all over the floor?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Or mistook the bidet for the toilet?

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Or maybe gone for a big dump in a beautiful golden toilet
Only to hear the host cry, 'For fuck sake, which one of you degenerates has taken a shit in my tuba?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You prolapsed into the punch bowl and gave 80 people dysentery?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Bugger off!
My friend got upset. THAT'S IT, OK
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Did the host introduce you to all the people in the kitchen each one replied "yes we've met" but you knew and they knew you'd slept with them all?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

You attributed a quote to Seneca when it was actually written by Seneca The Younger?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Did you misinterpret the "bring a bottle" requirement, and gave an informed but unwelcome presentation on a small Roman example that was probably used for storing unguents?

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)