I'm hoping to catch a Christmas tree tomorrow.
And, er, that's about it really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Catch?
Do they move fast up in Northumberland?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Like the wind.
It's a sight to behold.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Do you get a real one?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Yes.
it was nearly an artificial one from Asda for a fiver this year though...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Pre-lit Asda trees FTW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I love real trees.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

They are nice.
If it hadn't been for being able to flog some old rings and get £80 for them it would have been an artificial job though...

Bloody heating, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

You've not taken your sovereign rings down to Cash Converters have you?
You'd have got top dollar for them in Bristol!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Nah, local jewellers.
Made up for the £75 scam inflicted on us earlier this week, and we're a fiver up to boot!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I hope your persuing this scam.
If you paid by credit card then contact them and explain what happened. My mum got her money back.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

No, it was debit.
Rang the bank and they said they couldn't refund the money as she'd given the details to the firm. They've sent a cancellation notice to the company and cancelled the card so no more transactions can happen (hopefully) but any further removals from our account will continue to be honoured until the 7th january when the 30 day notice period expires.. after which they will gladly refund any more payments. :/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I played on my mum's age and that they hoodwinked her.
Pretended she was some dotty old woman who didn't know any better which is not really far from the truth. *grins*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

The phone number on the website doesn't work
And emails are not replied to, according to the consumer website I visited.

One to chalk up to experience, although I'm pretty annoyed she fell for it in the first place.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

What was the problem?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Just some stupid low cost trial thing for £2.48.
Cancelled within 14 days but they still took £75 anyway. Cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Ouch
Small print = bad?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Yep.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Awwww, I hate it when you and Jeff have a tiff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Do I really come across as all me me me me on here?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Not at all, no!
*be still Pandatron*

You come across on here as being possibly one of the most open people I've ever heard(read)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I'd be fucking mortified if I did.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I've just clocked your sig.
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Hang on!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

That's a bit better.
How do I pass my probation?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Only time will heal this rift Jeff.
Time and maybe being bought a vodka and orange on Sunday evening.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

What is the time:vodka ratio?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

short:lots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I thought vodka was a short!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

And you buy blousie lots!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Probably 90/10 on the vodka side.
I'm not good at holding a grudge for very long.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Well I spent the last two years of married life
In a hightened state of tension. I think buying vodka will be my best option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

There, there : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I thought you'd have said
*With orange, with orange*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I'm a wild card Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

So do you vary your mixers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I do.
Usually, orange juice, cranberry juice or tonic. Tonic water tends to leave my mouth dry and I get sick of it after a while. I also like the odd shot of vodka to sink down.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

She was pointing at her mouth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0664FQwdE3U
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)