oh gosh Lamps, you silly git.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I know, I should really co-ordinate my calendar better

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

yeah, or drink less.
your liver will thank you for it
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

that is the worst advice i ever heard

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

not really - I hardly ever drink.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

how does that make it better advice?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I speak from experience.
I drank too much, threw up lots, so I stopped an now I feel better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

fuck that shit
On the other hand, bile is quite an entertaining colour.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Lime green bile
Is entertaining and alarming in equal measures.

I've chucked it up before - it's actually quite a healthy thing to do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I woke up feeling horrendous
it took about 4 times of throwing up clear stuff before "it" appeared. I was a little scared.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Done that too.
What it means is that your liver and kidneys are functioning properly.

I've got to 42 and I'm as fit as a butcher's dog despite these occasional colourful yawns.

Nothing wrong with you - carry on drinking heavily.

DISCLAIMER - I'm a bus driver, not a Doctor. If symptoms persist, don't blame me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Hahahaha
I'll see how I go. Nothing will beat the amazing 3 day hangover I had after my last birthday. I didn't move or speak for 2 of those days. Definition of struggle monster!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Seriously
Shooting tigers of what appears to be clear liquid, followed by lime green stuff, is a sign of healthy body.

It means that your liver is expelling the poison.

Don't push it too hard, though. You're in good nick at the moment - accept that and ride at the level you're on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I did feel poisoned. It was horrific.
Had to get up every 15 minutes to dry retch. £3 bottles of wine are definitely not my friend. Never again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Cheap wine
Means you scoff more, because it's cheap, right, and hey, you can afford it.

Doesn't work, but I'm pleased that you've learned a lesson, albeit in a rather messy way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)