Blimey
Is everyone drinking in Bristol tonight?

Not that I've got anything interesting to impart, but I thought I could bore someone else for a bit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:00, 45 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope, I'm in bed in Macclesfield.
I've been watching Angel all day, it's been a good Sunday.

Although I fucking wish I was in Bristol!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I've spent twelve hours at work
I don't know what Angel is but it's probably better than twelve hours at work.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Angel is a tv series, superb one at that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Sorry
Not too much up on TV.

I have one but it's mainly used for news and Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

No worries!
Cricket is fantastic, not played in years though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I was a fairly handy batsman
Until I started getting shortsighted.

Now I have to pay Murdoch to watch cricket, which I resent somewhat.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I was in a shit team
Due to being the oldest by 2 years, I was the captain, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

You are Ponting!
If you're not, he'll trot that out quite soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'm in Wakefield - just got my exam results.
And I'm fucking stoked - I'm almost certainly in my course because of how good my score is, so I'm really really fucking happy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Well done!
You're about ten miles from me at the moment, you're doing what you wanted to do (visit the UK) and you're going back to the Uni course you wanted due to being clever.

That's a result on the whole, I'd say.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

nah I worked hard that's alll!!
I'm just really really happy!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I'm happy for you.
Well done again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

knew you had it in you
well done :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Congratulations petal!
That's excellent news :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I even got a fucking ace score in chemistry - I got a B+ on my end of year exam,
and a study score of 36 - which is really, really good. I"m so fucking proud of that chemistry score.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

What are you hoping to study at uni?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I'm going to be studying Biomedical science - I get automatic acceptance cos of my score.
You needed an 85 to study it at La Trobe uni, or 86 to study it at Deakin. My score of 87 means I can study it at either uni - I've just got to wait for my letters in the mail to accept them. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Oh goodness, you've done very well for yourself :)
Which one do you think you'll go for?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Deakin - it's my first preference cos it's a smaller campus with smaller classes.
and also cos it's closer to home, so if there's a problem I can go home easily. deakins only 2 and a half hours away, but La Trobe is more then twice that in bad traffic.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

2 and a half, that's really not that bad!
Best of luck bbz. You'll do awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

thank you!!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Congrtulations!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

yet another event i was not invited to
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I'm never drinking again
I threw up about 7 times this morning and I've made my face even more ugly by bursting a lot of the blood vessels around my eyes and mouth :(

Of course it's not stopped me arranging drinks with two different friend-sets for tomorrow. I'll never learn.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

oh gosh Lamps, you silly git.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I know, I should really co-ordinate my calendar better

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

yeah, or drink less.
your liver will thank you for it
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

that is the worst advice i ever heard

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

not really - I hardly ever drink.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

how does that make it better advice?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I speak from experience.
I drank too much, threw up lots, so I stopped an now I feel better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

fuck that shit
On the other hand, bile is quite an entertaining colour.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Lime green bile
Is entertaining and alarming in equal measures.

I've chucked it up before - it's actually quite a healthy thing to do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I woke up feeling horrendous
it took about 4 times of throwing up clear stuff before "it" appeared. I was a little scared.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Done that too.
What it means is that your liver and kidneys are functioning properly.

I've got to 42 and I'm as fit as a butcher's dog despite these occasional colourful yawns.

Nothing wrong with you - carry on drinking heavily.

DISCLAIMER - I'm a bus driver, not a Doctor. If symptoms persist, don't blame me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Hahahaha
I'll see how I go. Nothing will beat the amazing 3 day hangover I had after my last birthday. I didn't move or speak for 2 of those days. Definition of struggle monster!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Seriously
Shooting tigers of what appears to be clear liquid, followed by lime green stuff, is a sign of healthy body.

It means that your liver is expelling the poison.

Don't push it too hard, though. You're in good nick at the moment - accept that and ride at the level you're on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I did feel poisoned. It was horrific.
Had to get up every 15 minutes to dry retch. £3 bottles of wine are definitely not my friend. Never again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Cheap wine
Means you scoff more, because it's cheap, right, and hey, you can afford it.

Doesn't work, but I'm pleased that you've learned a lesson, albeit in a rather messy way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I am sitting here resenting everything and everyone. It's class.
It's not really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Cheer up Barry
At least you aint married an ex-prosser
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Of course it's class
I'm middle class and can therefore smirk at your discomfort. Peasant.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I just got back from there!
Bash cherry popped. Didn't get axe murdered. YAY!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Yay! Too!
Fucking freaks, each and everyone of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 1:11, Reply)

I just got back from Frankie Boyle stand up
Brilliant show, had me in stitches.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)