bet me and Apple could do it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You both refused my invite to the city of dreams
you've missed your chance.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

you said mine was open!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm very fickle.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

so if I turn up I'm going to be left wandering the streets of MK offering pole dances for food?
No mango cupcakes for you then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You can stay with my mate calli she's got a pole in her living room.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Has he stolen someone's job?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

hur hur hur

( Kroney, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

at least you got one
not that the rest of us would be caught dead going to milton keynes (esp now i realise just how fucking far away from anywhere civilised like london it actually is, it really is part of birmingham), but at least you got to laugh in his face.

also, £100 says it's not your invite that he really wants you to keep open.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

yeah it's true
he just uses me to get closer to Apple's bumcheeks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

it must be the slowest seduction in history
hasn't he been panting after her for about 2 years now? galapagos tortoises have a quicker mating ritual than that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

And I've seen more of her nipples than he has in that time

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

yeah but that's because you're BigGayAl
and therefore no form of sexual threat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I don't think the gay al meme is going to stick
Fat al is very well entrenched, but there are too many other mincing whoopsies on this board for me to stand out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

it's my way of coping with your wedding, though
don't take it away from me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Okay *pats on the shouler*
*downs glass of pink prosecco stands up and gracefully minces out of the room*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

How many does she have?

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)