last year i was horrendous
didn't eat all day, was beyond plastered by 6pm, spent from 6.05pm to 3.05am talking to Insolvencyboy which was noted by everyone in the office. walked home as far as office with him. stood outside chatting until nearly 4am. he then said, "come in and get a cab." i was so desperate for him NOT to think i fancied him (he has a gf) that i insisted there would be cabs on the strand and walked off.

got the wrong nightbus. ended up on a council estate somewhere. tried to bribe the driver to take me home. failed. stumbled onto main road. flagged down a car. paid him £20 to take me home. then rang the ex and yelled at him the whole way there because i was in an illegal cab and might get raped. it was not my finest moment.

also one of my colleagues admired my perfume. instead of saying "thanks" like a normal person, i said "here, try some!" and squirted it right into her mouth.

this year's is on thursday............... i might not go........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Fantastic.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

i was quite ashamed of myself for the following week

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I've decided against shame now
I've been out with everyone several times since, and the one who takes the piss the most has seen how much I can put away on a good night, so now if I tell him I can drink more than him, he shuts up pretty quickly.

Also, if anyone takes the piss, just take it out on your trainee. Just stop banning bacon!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)