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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how could he tell your arse anything?
its an arse, it won't hear....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It learns from experience.
Painful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
You'd be surprised
After all these years of abuse, it has susprising acoustic properties!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
So it's not just your hair that's flappy?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
The boy's rectum is as ragged as a windsock at Biggin Hill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
What can I say?
If you're still planning to get your cabbage crate up there today then chocks away!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)
'choc's away', more like

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Oh, very droll sir, very droll.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Madam, you should behold my monumental bumgrapes...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
You should make port out of those muthafuckas.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Just please, please remove them *before* you try to tread them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)
(You might never see your foot again...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)
... do I want to know?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I expect not.
Though most people are usually amused to shout at it and listen for the echo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

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