Wooooo I'm home.
Yes I had a lovely time.
Yes I was very ill again.
No I don't know why either but at least I didn't throw up.
Yes Jeff is a geezer.

Got home to find that one of my cats had got locked upstairs in the attic bedroom all weekend. The stupid fucker.


Edit- can I also give a shout out for CHCB who looked lovely on her wedding day and was walking around with a grin on her face all evening and TGB who looked fucking tasty in her posh dress.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:08, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You feeling better BGB?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Not 100%
Fuck knows what happened to me. I am sooooo sorry to having to leave.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

It was lovely to see you
even for just a little bit :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I know, I'm sorry : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I'm sure I'll see you again soon!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

geez shirt-lift
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

was nice to see Lusty again
shame you couldn't make it. Have a good weekend?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Not too bad thanks.
Shame I couldn't make it down but I did have some quality time with the nipper, and managed to fit in some Doogies along the way.

Overall 7/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

not bad at all
I got to the point on Saturday night where I wasn't too caned, I'd just had enough spliffs. Doesn't happen often.

I blame the poor quality around my way at the moment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'm just getting to the end of some superb Jamaican sensi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

it's been slim pickings down here
and what has been available is fairly poor. does the job, just about, but not great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

My pal's gourmet hashish connection
has fucked up on the crack and now has no lines of credit any more. This is a fairly major problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

that is not so good
I just need to make sure I've got a supply for the christmas break. Being away from home is a bit of a pain on that front, but on the plus side I do now have contacts elsewhere.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Worst case I can always get a small deal of expensive skunk
from my local rudeboy connects, but I'd rather fucking not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

nice to meet you at last
even if it was just briefly

was TGB horrible about me after I left?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

You too you handsome devil ; )
No she was well behaved as far as I know.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

handsome? really?
glad to hear it. the minx
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Yes really.
Too be honest it all went a bit iffy after you left and I spent most of the night by the toilets.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

oh dear, that's not so good
that pint didn't revive and revitalise then?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Hell no!
I started getting whities and thought I was going to pass out. CHCB took me to her house for a lie down. Then I went back to the pub so I could say hello to Jeff and then went back to the hotel.

I suck!
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

too much booze the night before
or something more sinister?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Over excited at the prospect of meeting a real live dog fucker, I'd wager.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Everybody seemed to think that was the cause. *laughs*
I've never felt weird like that before apart from when I used to take too many drugs. I thought some cider would be ok, hair of the dog etc, and I just went all wierd.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Should have got the bugle in, Blouza.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Haha!
You might be right there.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Have you had your blood pressure checked recently?

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Not recently but It's never been very bad.
I'm as fit as a butcher's dog mate.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Perhaps best to leave out the canine analogies. Y'know with Jeff and everything.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Good time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

The beginning of the weekend was.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm glad you feel better Blousie.
Silly cat.
I had a lovely day in Leeds today. My feet hurt from all the walking. I got my exam results last night and I've done really well. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Tell me all about it on Wednesday.
Ring tomorrow and we can sort out when your getting here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Okiedoke - I will do - when should I call you tomorrow?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

After 6.30pm.
I'm going to try and get to the gym after work if I'm well enough.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

okiedoke, i'll do that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'm in spinal agony
and my flat is a tip but my back hurts too much to do anything about it. I can't even change the bed.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

What did you do to yourself?

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I periodically suffer
but what has caused it this time was throwing my daughter in the air and catching her yesterday morning. I felt it 'go' and it's been getting worse ever since.

If only I had access to some kind of drug used in the Victorian era as a dental anaesthetic. That might help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Just so it gets to work on the affected area faster
Consider having it blown up your arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

As a seasoned arse-blower
I can attest with some knowledge that it's not the most practical of methods of ingestion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

What have you done to yourself?
Overenthusiastic Lord's Prayer Wank?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

One has to suffer for one's art.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Particularly if the neighbours are to hear the WORD of the LORD.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Has Lusty been too rough with you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

*struggles to not tell salacious anecdote*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

'A gentleman never tells,' my arse...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

A great many gentlemen, and some not-so-gentlemen
have 'told' your arse a great deal over the years, I'll warrant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ooh, I'll bet they have!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

how could he tell your arse anything?
its an arse, it won't hear....
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

It learns from experience.
Painful experience.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

You'd be surprised
After all these years of abuse, it has susprising acoustic properties!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

So it's not just your hair that's flappy?

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

The boy's rectum is as ragged as a windsock at Biggin Hill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

What can I say?
If you're still planning to get your cabbage crate up there today then chocks away!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

'choc's away', more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Oh, very droll sir, very droll.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Madam, you should behold my monumental bumgrapes...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

You should make port out of those muthafuckas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Just please, please remove them *before* you try to tread them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

(You might never see your foot again...)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)

... do I want to know?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I expect not.
Though most people are usually amused to shout at it and listen for the echo...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

PLease stop killing yourself
with illegal drugs.

=(
( Kroney, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

has your fucking parcel arrived yet blousie?
Did you fall in love with Jeff as well?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

No and no.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

irritated on point one
surprised on point two!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I wasn't really in the mood for love with anyone when we met.
I was a bit poorly.

It might still be delivered, chrimbo post and dodgy weather may have put the mockers on it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I hope so or I will be annoyed. It's awesome.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:10, Reply)

was good to meet people
now it's weird - I can actually visualise who some people are
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)