my friend was dating a pakistani GP recently
she suggested that they go for sausages and beers at the christmas market. slight ignorance of his religion there, then.

this lack of compatability may explain why she got a hilarious text a date later saying: "you must give urself to me unconditionally. this stuff about a relationship - i don't make decision about that. until next year at least, i can't. but i do feel i am ready to make love to you."

to be fair, i guess he's only saying what a lot of guys think on a third date, but it made me laugh a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ahh that standard third date "give yourself to me unconditionally" text....the memories!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

at least he made his intentions clear, i suppose
perhaps he should give lessons to english/american boys with their whole chandler bing "hey, i'll give you a call" thing.

she was really offended when i laughed, but i just couldn't help it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Like you've ever had a third date.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

i don't think this works when she lives with her bf
that's like a million third dates, no?

so even on the "that's the joke" scale, this doesn't work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Nipped in the bud!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

i'm sick of that bloody picture
it makes it very hard to pass this page off as research
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

What picture?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

that simpsons picture of ranier wolfcastle
with the appalling grammar at the bottom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh gawd yes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Maybe I should have gone with "made it to the third date"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

not really, no
no joke about kitty being too single/undateable/unattractive to get to a third date counts when she lives with her bf . try a different tack altogether, i'm sure you have hundreds to annoy her...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

oh he does
thousands
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:29, Reply)

actually just being himself
that's the only one he needs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

that's quite funny
and quite odd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

his english was excellent but quite archaic apparently

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

being from Pakistan doesn't actually automatically make him a muslim, though.
top honest sex request though. fair play.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

of course not, but this guy was
it was honest, but it didn't work. his cock remains resolutely unsucked. he should have pretended he was keen, that works on most girls :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Ah, the old skool "lying for knicker entrance" approach. A classic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

twats the lot of you!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Not all of us!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

THEN HE BLEW HIMSELF UP!!!!111!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)