Those little set-pieces they do at the end of the episodes piss me off though.
Oh, here's Nigella, she's come to the kitchen in the middle of the night for a nibble. What's she got? Oh! Something on a piece of slate, it looks delicious. What this? She's got some kind of sauce! My god! She's putting the sauce on the delicious-looking thing. Fuck me, John, she just licked her finger! Look at her, she's smiling! *EXPLOooODES*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm the same, it's shit
But one a few weeks back did make me smile. She cut a slice of carrot cake, slapped some cream on top, and walked off. 5 seconds later, she took the rest of the cake. Mildly amusing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh, I've no idea about her TV programs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

This just about sums it up perfectly
courtesy of Shooting Stars www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Well don't stop, I'm almost done...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

You should have seen her 'fisting' the chocolate brownies....
Filth.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

A thick layer of frosting seems to have appeared over my desk...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)