Sounds funny enough, I have no idea what he's done but I've always been one for bandwagon jumping.
Fuck off Bert etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

he used to be a regular here sometime ago
and has gradually alienated more and more people with odd and sometimes very unpleasant behaviour.

He also fucked his long-lost half sister.

edit: I've been reminded that he used to occasionally post pictures of his knob in costume, like as Hitler or Superman. And pictures of shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

sounds charming
*hops on bandwagon*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:54, Reply)

I feel like an oldtimer these days
"gather round youngsters and let me tell you how it things used to be..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:55, Reply)

*sits*
Tell us, uncle V
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

much the same to be honest
maybe a bit more direct abuse of each other.

and very few people had met in person
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)

That wasn't a brilliant story.
How am I supposed to be entertained at work now?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Don't listen to him.
In the olden days there was cake, hugs and tea for everyone. Then some dissenters turned up and turned this lovely place into the den of iniquity that it has become.

It sickens me some days.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

That sounds a bit like Star Wars Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)

How would you know?

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Because Star Wars was mostly about tea and scones, if my memory serves me correctly.
'Use the fork!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Hahahaha!
That made me guffaw.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

It wasn't that funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

It tickled me.
And Poppet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

this is true.
I snorted with laughter.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

How was the stir-fry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

It was damn tasty.
Nomnomnom!
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

What did you have in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Poppets gone off for a bath.
Chicken
Noodles
Onions
Chillies
Mushrooms
Spinach
And other stuff that made it nommy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

So if Poppet has gone for a bath
What did you REALLY think of your stir-fry?

We won't say anything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
It was bloody delicious.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

What are you having for afters?
Arctic roll?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

That's a bit more like it.
It sounds lovely. I do like iniquity though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

*hugglywugglywoowoos*
*offers tea and cake*
*tells you to fuck off*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Ah! brings back memories.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

i've still only met three in person
two are brilliant. one is a tosser.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

You need to meet me.
Then the brilliant and tosser numbers will be the same!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Pfft! you're lovely.
Even when drunk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

yeah
cos i need another tosser in my life...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

You should put an advert in Loot
'Wanted: Small minority to spoil it for the rest of us. There's always one, is it you?'

You'll have your choice of tossers then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Nah, you were alright really
a bit 'wobbly', in your own words, but alright.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

who were they?
I've not met that many, and some for not very long
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

ach i can't kiss and tell
but i guess there's a bad apple in every barrel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)

most of the ones I've met have been awesome
some are among the nicest people you could hope to meet.

Absolutely hilarious as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

You've met Rakky haven't you?
She's ace.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:16, Reply)

oh god rakky
is one of the most amazing people on the planet, FACT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I really want to come down to London and meet up with you and Rakky.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Me too!

(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Woo! girly night out.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Sounds terrifying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Between us we'd eat you alive...

(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I'd imagine you'd collectively be like
One of those nightmare 'hen-nights' you get in City centre pubs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

We are classy girls.
And you know it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I know Blousie.
I know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

God no
those L plates are well tacky. The heavy drinking, overt perving and cackling laughter though...
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Cackling laughter usually prompts the question
For the average bloke in the pub.

'Just where have their parked their broomsticks?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

That sounds wonderful.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Give me a month or two to save up for it
and I would be totally up for this.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Me too : )
Feb/March time would be better for me but I might be able to do earlier.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

we can keep it cheap by crashing at mine
amberl is also at the top of the guest list, i love that girl!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Yay!
*gets excited*
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

She is, she's an absolute star
and very patient to have put up with my pre-interview nervous witterings and 30-odd presentation practises.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)

'not for very long'
I wonder why, you great big fairy. I was actually looking forward to meeting you as well.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

what do you mean you wonder why?
it's fairly simple
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Sorry, I think I must have dropped this (!)

(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

even with that, still doesn't make a great deal of sense ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

What, looking forward to meeting you?
Well, I have heard that you're actually a terrible penis...
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

not what I mean and you know it :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Hehe
ah well, there's always the surfbash...
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Then you need to get a wiggle on
and get to more bashes!
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

in the new year
when i can get back into my skinny jeans.

so new year 2014 at this rate, given the amount of christmas chocolate around here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Don't feel bad
In the past 48 hours I have scoffed an entire bar of cadbury's caramel, an entire bar of galaxy hazelnut and two bakewell tarts. And some other, probably not very healthy stuff.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

That's over 48 hours though berk, you didn't eat it all in one go.
Was it worth the 'weight'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

No puns please today Jeff
it's been a long few days.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)

As you wish.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Ta
done your christmas shopping yet?
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I think so.
More or less everything is wrapped as well now too.

I fucking hate Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

You're a grumpy bastard, you are
*sings 'Wonderful Christmas Time' badly*
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

He wasn't grumpy on Sunday night : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I am a grumpy bastard.
And when you get to my age, you will be too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Possibly
but probably not. Being cheerful keeps you young and pretty!
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Clearly I've never been cheerful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Naw, Amberl and I both thought you looked younger than you are
you still need a bloody haircut though.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

That's true enough.
But my mantra for getting a hair-cut is very simple.

'Find place that has students who'll cut it for nothing'

(Although I will get it cut this week).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Wasn't he snazzy looking to.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

nicely done
although they could be mini bars of cadbury's!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Oh Swipe, you really must exercise more self control.
You are rapacious in the extreme.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Yeah, except they really weren't...
*bloats*
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I met lots of nice ones and their friends
but only for a little while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)