I'm supposed to be at dinner but I'm tired and hungover and my arms tingle
I think my cousin's done voodoo on me because I stole Pamela from her.
The saga has been unfolding all day. I am hoping that suggesting she's all lezzy for Pammy will hush her up. I cannot explain how funny her reaction has been She was too upset to go on her jog.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what happened? I missed this saga.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

I accidentally went to the same party as Pamela Anderson
I sacrificed my principles to ask her for a photo for my cousin (who is obsessed with her) but she is still cross that I couldn't get her into the party.
Vacuuous isn't the word.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)

no, the word(s) is fucking spastic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

are

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

that was deliberate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

oops

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)

the a

Well, it might be, but I might just be too stupid to know if it is or not
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

that's hilarious.
How were you at the same party as her, may I ask?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)

My mate's a bit of a journo/PR person.
She often takes me along as her plus one. We had no idea SHE'D actually turn up after the panto. And even if we did, my cousin would not have been allowed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Your cousin did seem to have gone a bit mental about the whole thing

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

at least you were nice enough
to get her a picture taken. She is clearly mad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

It's been so funny
but a bit disturbing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

it is quite a weird reaction
unreasonable some would say
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

One highlight includes
"If I had a ticket for John Lennon's grave I would give it to are uncle Tony instead of keeping it. This is the same with me and Pam."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

makes you wonder what she might have done
had she got within striking distance of Pam.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

If that poor, deranged, drugged porn-star goes missing
You all know where to look.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Never mind your cousin
what if Pam goes missing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Ha!
I thought she was talking about Lampito.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

it's time for sending cut off bits
of body and claiming to have got them from Pammy, that'll learn her

or she'll get more jealous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

She'd bury me
She's dead 'ard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

perhaps it's time to tell her it was just a look alike

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)