Amazon package didn't arrive
Amazon said they will send me another lot of stuff but that it might not turn up until after christmas. I can live with that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What did you buy?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Some books for the Mrs as stocking fillers

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Stocking fillers?
We call them 'legs' round my way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You call them dinner round your way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

What's the joke about Linda McCartney and the 'stocking filler' being the punchline.?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You're thinking of Heather Mills
Her parents have got here a new false leg for christmas.

It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I was trying to think of that one, but it had me stumped.
/ac
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ahhh, that's the one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

nice :)
I've bought several things on the internet, and none of them have arrived. Nor any packages at home. This makes me sad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Hmm
You *should* be receiving something soon, I believe...
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

That's a bit cryptic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

it is a bit
I am very intrigued now!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Yup!

(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You can't leave it like that!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Is is syphilis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I would imagine that's quite hard to post to someone...

(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Anthrax?

( Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I bet a few of them have had it, sure
But how are you going to post them?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Just tell them there's a new lead singer in the envelope
they'll fall over themselves to get in.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

They're still saying that first class and free delivery stuff
will arrive on or before 24th December, at the moment. This is despite adverse weather conditions.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

My amazon stuff
seems to be taking an unusually long time to arrive, too. Either that or the cretinous chavslag who lives in the flat downstairs has nicked it and has flogged it to raise money for weed.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

My Firebox order came within a few days
The rest I'm buying when I go shopping on Sunday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Well I'm happy for you...
but that really doesn't help me!
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)