I am happy because the cunt trying to rip me off on ebay has had a veto card held up to him
and the claim has been decided in my favour. Short story, I sold item, he receives item and confirms all fine, he then opens a claim to get his money back and refuses to return item. We aren't talking about a small amount of money either, cunt.

I am pissed off because parcel2go.com, the shower of cunts won't process my claim for a parcel they lost because I cannot provide photographs of the packaging. I am close to taking a picture of an empty table and emailing it to them.

What has made you happy and what his pissed you off this week? Extra points if its my mum.
( Peej, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:04, 140 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Amazon package didn't arrive
Amazon said they will send me another lot of stuff but that it might not turn up until after christmas. I can live with that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What did you buy?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Some books for the Mrs as stocking fillers

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Stocking fillers?
We call them 'legs' round my way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You call them dinner round your way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

What's the joke about Linda McCartney and the 'stocking filler' being the punchline.?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You're thinking of Heather Mills
Her parents have got here a new false leg for christmas.

It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I was trying to think of that one, but it had me stumped.
/ac
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ahhh, that's the one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

nice :)
I've bought several things on the internet, and none of them have arrived. Nor any packages at home. This makes me sad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Hmm
You *should* be receiving something soon, I believe...
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

That's a bit cryptic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

it is a bit
I am very intrigued now!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Yup!

(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You can't leave it like that!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Is is syphilis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I would imagine that's quite hard to post to someone...

(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Anthrax?

( Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I bet a few of them have had it, sure
But how are you going to post them?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Just tell them there's a new lead singer in the envelope
they'll fall over themselves to get in.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)

They're still saying that first class and free delivery stuff
will arrive on or before 24th December, at the moment. This is despite adverse weather conditions.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

My amazon stuff
seems to be taking an unusually long time to arrive, too. Either that or the cretinous chavslag who lives in the flat downstairs has nicked it and has flogged it to raise money for weed.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

My Firebox order came within a few days
The rest I'm buying when I go shopping on Sunday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Well I'm happy for you...
but that really doesn't help me!
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

My weeks been fairly dull but mixed.
Nothing exciting though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I made venison stew last night
it was very nice.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I do like venison stew.
I've been slow cooking the fuck out of stuff recently, it's part of my own personal credit crunch.
Bit of cheap meat + loads of vedge and some stock. About 4 or five decent meals for ~£6
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)

dif you use one third stewing beef?
Monty's suggestion, worked very well in mine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Ryanair massively pissed me off yesterday
and I was made happy by the Christmas tree. I'm very low-maintence happiness-wise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I am happy that I went back to the pub, albeit briefly, on Sunday to meet Jeff, even though I felt really ill.
I'm pissed off at being ill and not being able to go the gym and the fact my bath plumbing has a leak and flooded the kitchen floor.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

pre-holiday work-stress is making me unhappy.
threatened snow is pissing me off. not having done all my christmas shopping or any wrapping is pissing me off.

texts/gazzes are cheering me right up. well, partly up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

The Tron: Legacy soundtrack has made me very happy
which comes as a huge surprise as it's by Daft Punk, who are famously not very good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Daft Punk are fantastic.
Except for Discovery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Everyone and their dog
has heard about the abysmal week that I've had, but I'm happy it's the weekend soon and that I only have a week of work left til I'm off for 10 days.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I've not heard : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Me neither.
You can be my dog if you like though?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Grrrrr!
*pants*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

This is a very interesting impression Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)

What kind of dog do I remind you of?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

A playful puppy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Really?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Look.
It's one of those questions women ask that men have no chance of answering without offending you.

FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You didn't offend me.
I was just surprised. I've never thought of myself as playful.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

this has cheered me up
my friend just emailed me in outrage. she and her bf moved in together earlier in the year, and she offered to buy a massive new tv and dvd player. he put them on his card as he knows more about electronics, and she then transferred the balance to him.

3 months later she has just checked the balance on their joint account. guess which card he used for the electronics. pretty good deal he's got himself there - even comet can't beat that one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

That's actually theft
I hope she is getting it back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

she is sure it was accidental
my eyebrow is partly lifted, but he is a nice bloke, so mostly i believe it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

hmm
it would make me uneasy. Still as long as there is no difficulty getting it back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)

She only checks the balance of teh joint account every 3 months?
Frankly, she deserves to be taken advantage of.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

your wife really is a lucky lady!
i never ever check my bank balance, i'd have no idea!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I don't check the joing account
the wife does that, she has a spreadsheet and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

then how do you know she is not robbing you blind??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I feel I must step in and defend Mrs Al here
In the B3tan wife tradition she is sexier than her husband, is a foxy brunette, and is a Good Woman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:22, Reply)

^this
And she doesn't mind me looking at her husband like he's a peice of meat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I feel worn out after being ill the last day or so
It's just a shame that I never get ill enough to lose weight quickly. I hate that kind of person, who gets a bit ill and sheds a stone or two. Fuckers.

Oh, and Infinity Blade on the iPhone is making me happy right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

For god's sake man
you're not fat and you don't need to lose any weight, particularly weight which is lost during illness which is mainly fluids.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You tell him Berk.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not how I want to look
And will keep beakering until I am!
Thanks though!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You looked bloody damn fine in that suit.
*drools*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*blushes*
You know how to make a man feel better!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Certainly do sweetcheeks ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Orly?
*quirks eyebrow and heads to facebook for photo browsing*
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

No pics up as of yet
Al took a bunch though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

This is true
I did. But sadly, I don't post photos on Facebook as I hate the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm somewhat glad of that
Oh, Crackhouse says she loved the wedding present pic, so I didn't ruin everything!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Wooohoooo!
I might let them know which present was ours, as we didn't write our name on it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Probably wise
Unless it was that thing she said she hated. Can't remember specifics, but it was in a roughly cuboid box.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Details please
I'm getting an iPhone tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Here y'are
Infinity Blade. In short, it has graphics that make you say "And this is on a PHONE?!!", and is quite fun, if repetitive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Fuck me
Cheers mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I've had a big car bill from the garage
which has caused me to go from having plenty of money to almost none for the month, not happy about that one.

But my brother's getting married, so that's good. Also, somebody should be finally coming to fix our heating on Friday, so I'm fucking happy about that, too.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)

also
what's everyone doing for new years eve then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I shall be at tourettes and dg's house drinking wine from a box.
*glees*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

box tramp's shoe
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:21, Reply)

tramp's shoe Manc's clog.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Enjoy your gig last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Nothing
I'm in Ireland, and I don't know a single person here apart from family, so I might just have a drink and a quiet night :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Thus far
absolutely fuck all. My friends are all boring and want to spend it with their significant others. What the fuck happened to having an epic houseparty, eh?
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Come to Norwich
I might even guestlist you (see below)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

^ this
I'll be staying in with a bottle of gin and crying silently whilst reaching for the rusty razor blades.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Bah, only pussies use razor blades!
A real man chokes himself to death with his bare hands!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)

it'll make you go blind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)

And you'll have to shaves the palms of your hands.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)

yessum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I consider it a risk, but it's in the interest of science

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

my friends are all coupley now
so house parties happen, but are all a little less manic, and a little more tiresome as everyone gets huggy with their other halves
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I'm DJing
which is awesome as I haven't been able to do it for the last few years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Sad: rejection
Happy: meeting for a freelance contract next week, dying my hair red
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

rejection sucks
but I suggest you reframe it as 'lucky escape' from whatever it was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Ups and Downs
Happy: Work do last night = lots of free beer
Sad: Hangover
Happy: Bacon sarnie
Happy: Pizza for lunch
Happy: Wine from supplier delivered to office
Happy: Off to Tayyabs on Monday!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You lucky bitch
I haven't had a tayyabs for so long.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I havent ever!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Lamb Chops, several Seek Kebabs, Bit of Chicken Tikka, Dry Meat, couple of naans, don't have any rice.
Mmmmmmmm,
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

We are hoping to be joined by the Boycemaster general
I'll take his recommendations as to what to get but all above sounds great!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Throw in some massala fish and swap the naans for rotis and Al's spot on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oooh I have news our Head office is moving very close to Tayaabs
I'm going to actually go to meetings there now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Excellent news.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Happy: On the train home.
Pissed off: East Coast Mainline now charge to use their wi-fi. I have about ten minutes of the free trial left. Entertain me, quick.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

*dances*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Why don't you just steal it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Sings

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:20, Reply)

what has made me happy is spending time with roommate on sunday and everything seemed just fine, brought on hopes of not having to move
what has pissed me off is finding out said roommate has been talking shit about me and the other roommate, so will now begin looking for a place to live
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Have you sat down with all of your housemates and discussed all of these issues?
It seems like every few weeks, something happens, then things are cool again, then something else happens.

Would a house meeting to discuss what everyone is happy with, and what annoys everyone, not be useful?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

sensible answer is sensible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

not really, she won't fucking talk to us
she talks to everyone else, but not us
so I'm just going to tell her I'm finding somewhere else to go
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Have you punched her in the tits recently?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Oh boy, if I lived near you, I'd totally let you stay at mine for a bit
and I'd go round yours and fuck your roomates shit RIGHT up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'd happily look after K's dog for her...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Wotcha cunts
Flat out today so just popping in.

Gig last night was OK. Good in a cinematic way, bad in a structured songs way. Nice projections. It went on too long and the audience were complete cunts: bunch of fucking student wankers. Loads of them were lying on the fucking floor with their eyes shut. This sort of behaviour is perfectly acceptable at a Hawkwind all-dayer if you are binned out your mind, but not in an East End concert hall high on nothing but mung beans and smug student coffee.

I stood on some beardy twat's hand by mistake.

Sample of overheard gibberish:
'Oh you MUST come to Leo's poetry night! It's soooooo inspirational. I think it's got to be the most inspirational poetry night in London'

But on the whole it wan't a bad night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I dreamt about you last night.
Something drug related suprisingly.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You now owe me £175

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Your overuse of italics makes me think you've tilted your head to one side.
Oh my God, I think you're having a stroke! No, wait, no screaming Lord's Prayer.

What gig was it? It sounds utter shit.
Edit: You've fixed your tags...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:30, Reply)

'God Speed You! Black Emperor' - shit name, eh?
I think the live experience was kind of unnecessary to be honest, it's 'headphones' music.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

A mate of mine raved about them
But I've never heard anything by them. I think I'll keep it that way, at least as far as live performances go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:39, Reply)

They're extraordinarily pretentious and pompous
but they're better than a lot of bands out there. This is not in itself hard to achieve, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough is obvious
They're I'm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You're right!
I AM better than a lot of bands out there!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

FUCK OFF you hated it, just admit it Monty, we can take it, just tell us the truth, you thought it was dull insufferable bullshit, just tell us straight, we'd rather hear the truth.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:31, Reply)

There were people sat at the back
on their fucking laptops. Probably looking for local inspirational poetry nights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I admit, when I last saw them the rest of the audience looked quite bored.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

You have confused looks of boredom
with 'looks of appalled horror at the wobbling, sweaty tub of obesity that is 'Althegeordie'', I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

If their minds are too closed to see the paintings being made with sound, then that's THEIR problem.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Oh and summat about fractal landscapes.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'm disappointed that you quite liked it
Edit: Monty do you remember me commenting that your daughter looks a lot like my little sister (who is 6), the resemblance is compounded by her confiding in me that she doesn't really like having to go to ballet, because they play pop music there and she doesn't like that. I suspect milkman like behaviour
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I know it's shaken my world to its very foundations
Anything is possible now, ANYTHING.

With the possible exception of a principled MP.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I just meant I don't like that band
and there are some principled MPS, they just don't generally become anything more than backbenchers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Mail Preference Service?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I did talk loudly about 'kettling'
during the supposed atmospheric buildup at the start, and was roundly scowled at and tutted at, to my delight.

The support act were abysmal: three tossers who looked like fat, beardy 'Mumford and Sons' members hitting all manner of waki home-made instruments. Had I needed to 'go', I would have hurled a shit in a sock at them and demanded they build a 'song cycle' around the sound of it hitting them in the face. Benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that's a whole other kettle of students

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

What-o Montague.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Helleaux!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Got called into work.
Ruining my plans to vegetate and bitch about being hungover.

However, there is MULLED CIDER at work and I had a great night last night.

Seriously, more things should be mulled. I can not stress this enough.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'll give you a ruddy great mulling
I'll mull you like you've never been mulled before!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Down boy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Oh you want some mulling too?
I've heard you're always up for it, 'best mullslut in the UK' I heard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I have been know to enjoy a good mull it is true
but my mulling days are long behind me now, I've settled down to a life without communal mulling. Sometimes I go out the shed with a little oil stove and have a little mull by myself, but not very often.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Ahh married life
Do you think the (lovely) missus knows about your shed mulling sessions? I would have thought you coming back in smelling a bit of cinnamon and cloves would be a giveaway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Or that dreamy far off look
'have you been mulling things over again?' she shouts at him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

"It's not what you think!" I yell back "Look, I like sharing a can of beer, or a bottle of cider!"
"But sometimes, sometimes I just can't be bothered to get the glasses out of the cupboard, or find the corkscrew, sometimes I just want to nip out to the shed where everythings already to go, it's nothing against you, it's just the way men are!"

Then I sleep on the sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I'm happy because it's the end of term
well, except for the 'educational' trip tomorrow to see harry potter :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)