On the subject of benders.
Twas late last night and the bottles were drained, we were talking about crap films and Top Gun came up; in particular the homosexual undertones throughout the movie. Soooo...instead of calling it a night, clearing up the empties and going home we stopped giggling, opened a bottle of port, grabbed various instruments and decided to form ‘The Homosexual Undertones’. Within minutes we had stomped our way through a rather mincing Suede-like version of ‘Teenage Kicks’ which was inevitably re-titled ‘Teenage Dicks’. I even decided that I was going to call myself ‘Feargal Shirty’.
(If we could only find an effete, King Charles haired guitarist and a limp-wristed bassist we could go on tour.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

brilliant! where's the video evidence?
I also like how your post reads like the start of some urban poem, or one of those stories that get read over some ambient music
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If only there was a band who could 'paint pictures with sound' about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

If only Bert was here to get all self righteous on your ass

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I think Bert just wants his ass.
(Monty's that is)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

How was GSY!BE?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

See Phillie's thread for my review.
If you can't be bothered, basically it was OK but not incredible, glad I went - equally glad I didn't pay...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Lying on the floor with their eyes shut?
Jesus fucking christ what a bunch of wankers.
Glad the band wasn't too bad though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Innit blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Don't give me ideas like that.
I still have yesterday's mushrooms running around my brain.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

do it do it do it do it!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*opens Mixmeister Fusion and looks for beats*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

YEAH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

*tries to sample 'Crunchy's' "Yeah"*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'm painting sound with pictures

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Dude - I was so going to say that!
*goes for a lie down*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

it's OK, man
we were just surfing the same fractal wave of consciousness for a moment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Oh wow that's a beautiful sonic cathedral you're building.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Like early Slowdive?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

If I weren't too engrossed in gazing at my shoes to reply, I'd probably say..
Yeah but with liquid bricks of marshmallow gold.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

We played the Top Gun homo erotic drinking game
any time anything homo erotic happened, you had to drink. You drink a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You get added 'poof-points' if you were drinking Snowballs.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

second hand snowballs for epic points

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

....'felched' through a straw.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You love a good snowballing you do

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

who doesn't?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)