I got a Christmas card from my best home-friend-at-uni
It was very cute and I love her and she's hot. Something about the Warrington area that breeds hotties ;)

I also went to a personal tutor meeting half dressed as a stingray. Despite not handing in any work I was described as having "clear and intelligent translations". University of the Year? Pfft.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hotties whippets
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Woof woof!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I got a christmas card off my sister saying:
"Sadly, the chavs were forced to cancel their christmas nativity play, as they couldn't find three wise men... or a virgin."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

that's stupid
plays have actors in them, not the actual people

I bet they couldn't find baby Jesus either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

and sheep are really annoying on stage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

It's a joke vipros.
You know, a joke?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

jokes are nothing without
acuracy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

please tell me THAT'S a joke

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I am deadly serious
i never joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Warrington?
Was it delivered by pigeon?

Also, do they still breed exploding bins in Warrington?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

She lives in the East End here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

here?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

There?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Everywhere!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

...on the stair?
/ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

^ Right there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Right there!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Fuck you Jeff I hope you die of AIDS

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

OMG!!!!!!
WE'RE BEING INVADED!!
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Time to use that training
from 80s arcade computer games!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'll blow bubble at the wall
you jump on it to reach a higher platform
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

wait - I just need to get some more change
and I've only got 10 minutes, me mum wants me home in time for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

*runs from left to right in crab like fashion*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

London.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)