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how did it fit in there?
I've got a happy pie.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:45,
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What flavour happy pie?
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:46,
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happy flavour
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:48,
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Of course : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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glasses of hugs
happy pies. It's a regular Home Sweet Home in here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:49,
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Someone will come along in a minute and piss on our chips.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:51,
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HOW DOES ONE FIT A HUG IN A WINE GLASS????
I'm entirely too curious.
a happy pie is apple flavour, btw
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:53,
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It's wine!!!!!
Wine is like a hug. It's warm and comforting and helps you forget your troubles.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:56,
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You're on red, aren't you?
I'm on white - chilling me with regret.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58,
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Regret at what?
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:00,
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Accepting a job due to flattery.
I'm a very vain, fey, weak fop and if someone tells me I'm good I roll on my back like a bitch in heat.
I'm just not sure I want it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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Everyone wants to be flattered.
Give it a go. You can tell them it's a trial period.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:07,
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I can do it.
I've run Lloyds Syndicates.
I just wanted to do a potboiler job until I retire - 13-15 years.
The challenge isn't an issue. I don't know if I want the responsibility any more.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:23,
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Oh well!
You can always walk away.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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We're still eight drivers short on my rota.
Take me out to be a manager and it's nine.
Get a PCV - no shortage of work.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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Whats a PCV?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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It's what used to be called a PSV.
Bus driving license.
Not a big earner, but a BIG demand.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:55,
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A Bus Driver?
I was going to say something mean, but in general I like bus drivers. On the whole they are usually a pretty good bunch.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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Neither by educational background nor vocation
I qualified whilst working as a risk assessor a lot of years ago.
I got made redundant from being a warehouse production manager last March and took up bus work.
I love it. Hence my reluctance to take up a promotion which is more in line with what I've done but takes me off the road.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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You've careered off the road.
*Prepares to leave the Internet*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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Go to the pub Jeff.
Your one-tooth mates are calling you.
With a hiss, and a slur, but they're still calling you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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hahahaha
Admit it, you were pained by that pun. I want to be causing PAIN.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20,
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Pain
Is on the right hand side.
I'll speak to you again further down.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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Okay
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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except when it's cold and grips your insides like the grim reaper himself
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58,
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and drenches your soul in melancholy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:00,
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I can get a bit sad sometimes.
But mostly it's comforting.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:01,
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*pisses on chips*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:01,
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