I have a grand total of four birthday cards
I have never felt so loved.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Awwwww!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

i know!
pathetic, isn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

It's the quality of love and not the quantity that's importand Mrs b3th.
Take it from someone who knows.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

well, i at least know i am loved
by my parents, dj & roota, and my two step-children.

*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Well if dj and roota loved me I'd be very happy : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

you still trying for that threesome?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I'd settle for a twosome right now.
Either one would do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

but if you can get both you're home and dry
I've heard they call it the b3tage a trois
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Duuuuurty mare!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

you called my name?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

We do, you cracked twat!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Best insult ever : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

oh. ello
somebody rattled er cage
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

If that's a Liverpudlian version
of 'face like a bucket of broken twats' that is both rude and inaccurate and I think you should apologise RIGHT NOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)

in wales it's
'face like a ripped dap*'

*dap being trainers/pumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I guess in Liverpool saying cracked twat is like saying dozy mare anywhere else.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Don't backpedal, Roots.
We all know what you meant and we are NOT FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

When I called rogbumsme a cracked twat I meant it proper malicious like

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Or was it cracked cunt...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Well Happy Birthday from me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

how do, fuck face
ta.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

just because people don't send cards
doesn't mean they don't care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)

i know
i just have esteem issues, which are not helped by massive abandonment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Oh God not another one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

all part of the crushing depression we covered the other day
but getting better though.

A bit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I got passed the depression and I'm just pissed off now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I wish I'd sent a separate one now Sis!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I've just packed up your xmas card & pressy
It might make it to the post office tomorrow. Or not. But probably.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

A pressy! Against Ebenezer's wishes!
My parents just gave me my Christmas Ton a week early so I can now buy a few presents. This makes me happy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Ebenezer's not getting a fucking present.
There's one for you, and one for Tigger, and that's it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Hoorah
I now have the means to get you a Christmas New Year Present.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

woohoo
but don't feel obliged, like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I like giving presents
But having a boyfriend 200 miles away had rendered me penniless.
Thanks to my mother's foresight, she has ensured herself a present too.
I blame you for all of this. If you hadn't been such a pleasant child, they'd never have had a second.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

actual lol
You have no idea how close to the truth that is.

Apparently the reason there's six years between us is because it took the old lady taht long to talk him into having another.

And she says if she'd had dj first there definitely wouldn't have been another. Not an easy delivery, apparently.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Boys never are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That and how peculiar he turned out!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

yeah, but they couldn't tell then
just exactly how weird he was going to turn out. That really didn't become evident till about 1994.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Bit specific
I shudder to think. Is that when he started lining things up at right angles on the kitchen table?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

remember how Tracey barlow went upstairs to listen to her tapes
then came down two years later witha different face?

Pretty much that. Cute 12 year old goes upstairs to play sega. Surly 14 year old comes down two years later to moan. And never wear anything less than two t-shirts in the hottest of weathers, for some reason. It's like he's the anti-geordie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I remember it well
Sounds like he's actually LESS weird now.
I might have a totally normal husband one day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

nobody in our family will ever be normal
thank god
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Same here
but if he gets less OCD and I get less "what's wrong with a few cat hairs in your scrambled egg?" it will be bliss for both of us!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Like that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

ight kin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You cracked twat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

You're right Crunchy.
It means they can't be bothered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)

i feel bad now
i don't remember the last time i sent a birthday card. Have i made lots of people sad?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

me
*sniff*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

oh :(
sorry. Have an imaginary card
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

*yays*
thank you
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

not me
*sniff*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

It's like you're painting sound with pictures there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

well, I'm going to print that off and put it with the others
It'll outshine all of them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Check you out with your glossy paper!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I never said anything about glossy paper
I might even use the 'draft' setting on the printer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

it's like the spunk is dancing in the wind with that twirly one right there
and look, it's all american metrosexual without hair on the balls
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)