Mainly
Reading that it´s fucking freezing over there, when I´m at around 25ºC here. That makes me smile.

I went to try the dress yesterday and they couldn´t close it :( It was strange, because I always put weight on my legs, but that bit was ok, it was the chest that wouldn´t fit. Then I realized I was wearing a wonderbra that makes my tits look massive, and I felt a lot better. Another trial on the 28th, and I hope both the bra and myself fit inside the dress this time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

are they shrinking your tits
or expanding the tits bit of the dress?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Breasts?!?!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

this is a SHOCKING revelation!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

They´ll expand the dress
but not just yet. I´ll try it on the 28th and if it´s still small, then they´ll fix it.

Then, for the next time, if my tits don´t fit again, they´ll just get a sharp knife and short everything out.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

OUCH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I always liked the idea of those
breast implants that could change size - how handy would that be?! Big ones to distract boys, little ones for running and not bruising your eyes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That does sound like an awesome idea
You would think science would have done something about it. Apparently science just wants it to be big boobies all the time. Funny that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)

They should just fit straws under your armpits, so you can blow them up whenever you like.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)

This is what I want for christmas

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

They do make a bra
That you can make inflate with a little pump under the armpit. Not really a proper solution though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

If you do the chicken dance, will it explode?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

imagination lols!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I don't know!
Probably. :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Sounds great
I´ve never had big boobs, so I can´t talk from experience, but I know from close friends, that they can be very painful and give you hernias.

I could wear a modest size one for the church and a "I´m a sexy bitch" for the party.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

mine are just hideous fatbags
luckily never got to be big enough to cause real trouble like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

All boobs are good boobs!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

No, sorry
I´ve seen some awful ones. Really little and only nipple everywhere, they weren´t hot at all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

really?
even droopy knee length 70 year old boobs?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Tie a knot in them and they are fine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

So so wrong

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Burger nips are bad
As are my exes, they looked like fried eggs on nails
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

burger nips?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

More nipple than breast

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

eww
that must be weird especially if they are sensitive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

My first girlfriend had them
Not good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3471/3810760099_40ef27125b.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

as I clicked, I thought
'why they hell am I clicking, well at least I'm not at work...'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)