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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today is a good day.I'm back in Blackheath and eating breakfast that isn't a tin of tuna.
What's put a smile on your face this fine (but admittedly fucking freezing) Friday morning?
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I've got a half day I've got a half day!!I need to buy a secret santa present though :(((((
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HAHAHAHA!*clicks with third favourite chin*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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I fear I mustn't take the credit heresince it was in fact your Stobart! rival who first made this joke.
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As much as it makes me laughI hate you both.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:33,
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I'm going to punch all your organs so hard you get Mega CancerDoctors will think you went on holiday to Chernobyl.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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You'll get mauled by feral dogs, like what happens ALL THE TIME in Stalker(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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Or just run along only for some fucking floating piece of glass to electrocute me.(, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:39, Reply)
A sausage sandwichIt was lovely.
Granary bread (buttered), two sausages and HP sauce.
Fuckin' get in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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It's FridayI've got a party tomorrow, and I suffered no mishaps on the way to work this morning.
Dinner is STEAK. Lots of fucking steak.
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This is trueI also have a burger and some doner meat for breakfast :D
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:57,
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Even by my standards that's disgusting.*hides cold pizza that was just about to get eaten*
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That it isBut I can't help but feel that, now I'm supposedly an adult, I should be eating museli or some shit like that for breakfast instead.
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NonsenseThink of it as being environmentally friendly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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I don't think she's going to eat the box...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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I mean so she doesnt waste good pizza(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:12,
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Haha, I guessed as muchThen again, she is veggie, so doesn't really know what good pizza is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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Any pizza is good pizzaPizza with meat is BETTER pizza
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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Place near me does the best Meat Feast pizza I've ever hadFucking love it.
Another b3tan I know gets the worst pizza I've ever had, fish & pineapple.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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*bokes*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:34,
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I mean, pineapple on a pizza?Revolting. The fish I can handle, but not the pineapple.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:52,
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I like ham and pineappleI've gone off it recently, due to rediscovering my love of meat feast pizza though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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Fuck you palAnyway, enough of this talk of pizza and boxes. Have you decided when you're coming to see me?
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Well yeahBut I also feel like I should act like some kind of diplomat so you can go tell all your Southern friends that Bradford's not that bad or something.
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Bradford's very hilly as I remember.Also the film and photography museum was worth a look. Mind, it was over 20 years ago since I was there...
I also had the worst pint I've ever had in a pub just round the corner from the museum.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:45,
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This is probably trueHowever, I know where to get a decent pint.
I'm just looking at the Media museum now, the gaming exhibit has gone :(
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That museum is certainly worth a visit, and it has an Imax screen.There's also lots of good curry houses.
I rather like the Alhambra theatre, or there might be somethiing on at St George's Hall.
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That's got to be a possibility then.Though I would just add a word of caution. AA has always seemed like a decent lad, but after his outrageously wrong-headed outburst against mushrooms further down this thread, I'm now not so sure.
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I loved that museum!totally geeked out there when I was about 16.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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Crispy baguette, dipped into beef stew?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:05,
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Fuck that shitI ate Coco Pops for breakfast last month, they were superb.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:10,
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you are all incorrectCrunchy Nut Cornflakes are the superior cereal.
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I agree with you on this.Crunchy nut anything can piss right off from whence it came.
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I thought you hadn´t managed itand that your brain woke you up at 7am.
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It did, and I've been awake sinceBut I got to lie in bed, so it's not all bad!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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I seeI love doing that. I wanted to do that today, but I started sneezing and had to get out of bed, so here I am.
I think I´m going to have a rest of PC, as my eyes are really sour.
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Going to a Tepanyaki restaurant tonight with the ex for a catch upShould be fun, not seen them do the fancy Tepanyaki stuff before.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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Are you going to end up sleeping with her?Rice is an afrodisiac you know.
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Is it?No I'm not.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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What?There are only a few: there's the fat one, the thin one and the girl.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:41,
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i do love this typo, it's practically gonzo-esquei am now picturing labs and his ex going at it in massive kinky afros.
actually, i love it a bit less now. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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*frowns*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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oh come onyou wouldn't like it if the thought had me frothing at the gash!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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It's one of a few I've picked up on hereMostly from Tourettes as well.
I've still never laughed more than when she used the term "clit like a silverback's knuckle".
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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That is a quality phrase too!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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Dat's ma goil!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:46,
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I have not heard it beforebut will now use it to death
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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MmmmmI love the Tepanyaki, but be ready to pay lots of money.
Are you going to the one in Manchester, in Liverpool street? That one is great.
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Aw Al : )That the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long time.
*cheers up*
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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My cousin showed me his Christmas list earlier.He wants an iPad, but he put it down as 'Isle Pad'. I laughed then punched him in the head for being an idiot. I didn't really.
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*waves*Hello Jeff.
Ready for whatever today throws at you?
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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Yeah.Although it'll be a snowball heading my way at this rate.
Fucking snow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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it's nearly christmas!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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Not really.I still have a cold and I'm just going to rest up.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:12,
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Same as meI´ve decided to stay in Tenerife, as I don´t trust the British airports and the snow. Another week stuck in Worthing would be fatal.
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In Worthingbut going to Manchester tonight. If you want to meet him, Lety and Al, give him a ring!
BTW, I just learnt that one of my father´s friends is a 34 years old, good looking guy, with a fantastic business of his own and good money. Maybe for your little sister?
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You need midgets to cheer you up.Online midget tossing....
www.freeonlinegames.com/game/midget-tossing.html
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Morning Barry!An upcoming lunch at Old Orleans followed by a night out round the "toon" is making me smile today!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:34,
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Careful you don't get a black eye.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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I'm not in my colours!Should be safe!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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Perhaps not...today is known as black eye Friday as it's traditionally the most mental night of the year. There's an odds on chance you'll end up in the RVI anyway...
Have a nice night, dude!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:48,
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Just had a bonus from my companyso I'm a very happy chap indeed today. I may go out and buy something foolish.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:34,
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More mulled cider at work!Also, there's a fairly decent band on at my pub tonight, and I no longer have to do a split shift. Awesome.
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Probably not with the band, as they're all quite old.But I'm not ruling it out.
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Define "quite old"I want to know what your age limit ceiling is before I get on the train
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Don't waste your timeI like being able to look at myself in the mirror, remember?
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I thought of a solution to thatIf I break your glasses while I'm there you won't be able to see your reflection anyway. Or me, mid-coitus. Everyone's a winner
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So you're planning on hunting me down and molesting me?Nice. Fucking charmer, you.
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Not molesting youI was going to break your glasses to make the whole experience less unpleasant. I thought I was doing you a favour
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You've ruined his career nowthat was his defence for all the others
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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for he is BEARD MASTER!www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEzvc2Pueq8
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:18,
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Just saw thisStrangely relevant.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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MainlyReading that it´s fucking freezing over there, when I´m at around 25ºC here. That makes me smile.
I went to try the dress yesterday and they couldn´t close it :( It was strange, because I always put weight on my legs, but that bit was ok, it was the chest that wouldn´t fit. Then I realized I was wearing a wonderbra that makes my tits look massive, and I felt a lot better. Another trial on the 28th, and I hope both the bra and myself fit inside the dress this time.
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are they shrinking your titsor expanding the tits bit of the dress?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:08,
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I like breasts(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:11,
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this is a SHOCKING revelation!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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They´ll expand the dressbut not just yet. I´ll try it on the 28th and if it´s still small, then they´ll fix it.
Then, for the next time, if my tits don´t fit again, they´ll just get a sharp knife and short everything out.
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I always liked the idea of thosebreast implants that could change size - how handy would that be?! Big ones to distract boys, little ones for running and not bruising your eyes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:16,
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That does sound like an awesome ideaYou would think science would have done something about it. Apparently science just wants it to be big boobies all the time. Funny that.
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They should just fit straws under your armpits, so you can blow them up whenever you like.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:21,
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This is what I want for christmas(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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They do make a braThat you can make inflate with a little pump under the armpit. Not really a proper solution though.
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If you do the chicken dance, will it explode?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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imagination lols!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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Sounds greatI´ve never had big boobs, so I can´t talk from experience, but I know from close friends, that they can be very painful and give you hernias.
I could wear a modest size one for the church and a "I´m a sexy bitch" for the party.
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mine are just hideous fatbagsluckily never got to be big enough to cause real trouble like that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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No, sorryI´ve seen some awful ones. Really little and only nipple everywhere, they weren´t hot at all.
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really?even droopy knee length 70 year old boobs?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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Tie a knot in them and they are fine(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:38,
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Burger nips are badAs are my exes, they looked like fried eggs on nails
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:44,
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ewwthat must be weird especially if they are sensitive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:54,
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My first girlfriend had themNot good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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as I clicked, I thought'why they hell am I clicking, well at least I'm not at work...'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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SNOW DAY!therefore on holiday a day early. Went for a walk in the snow, took boringly pretty pictures. Not sure what to do with myself, now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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it's a bit powdery for that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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Treats and snackettes in the office!But you know what, I miss BeckyJizzaBix round here.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:18,
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There are lots of folks I miss from around here.Damn them and their interesting lives/jobs.
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girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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InnitAND Flim-Flam, but not her husband, oh no, no way.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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Those two lovely ladies, yesBut I also miss Captain V and Kaol.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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Saw him and his gorgeous ladyfriend Mel at the weekendHe's still fun, though a lot less knifey. Now he has lots of animals, including ones that can kill children. He's happy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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Oh excellentGlad to hear he's ok. I suppose when they do eventually kill a child, he's got the backup as a CryptoZoological Investigator.
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A sausage AND EGG bapalso plenty of buffet stuff left over from yesterday - although a lot got thrown away as the cold room was locked, which is annoying as I'd've had it all quite happily.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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oh, I so want sausage and egg bapbut I have none of the ingredients CURSE YOU, SNOW!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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Again without the bacon?I'm not impressed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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Wont someone think of the mushrooms?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:39,
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And I suppose the pudding is not included......because it is black.
Racist motherfucking cracker.
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Mushrooms have no place in breakfast.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:47,
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we've been over thissausage and egg is the optimum sandwich. Bacon, especially if cooked so badly that it's hard and brittle, would ruin it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:47,
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Not a lot so far.Although the postie hasn't been yet. God, I remember the days of getting up in the the morning and your post already being on the mat; now it's 1, maybe 2pm before his deigns to get his sorry arse around here.
I wouldn't care but our neighbour's a fucking postman...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:39,
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when I was a kid it always arrived after 1pmbecause the postman always stopped by all the farmhouses for a brew.
I hear it's your birthday - HAPPY BIRTHDAY old man
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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Ta.Not sure what I'm doing yet. Maybe going for a curry.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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then kerazy partying?or does that stop at 40, along with the blow jobs?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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My kerazy partying days are long since over.I prefer a nice pint in a quiet pub these days.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:38,
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