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(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You upset that the West Brom - Wolves match has been postponed too?
Same here. It's a sad day.

And with that I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)
football
is on a par with syphilis
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)
No
Any whore can get syphilis. Not every whore can get football.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)
Football is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)
football falls short of awesome(tm)

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:37, Reply)
Yawn.
No. It's twenty two overpaid, whinging cunts chasing a ball.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42, Reply)
well it's a round ball...
more is payed for chasing a ball of a certain size and shape
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44, Reply)
Are you possibly referring to
"Rugby, a game played by men with oddly shaped balls"?

Because I don't think they do pay as much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:45, Reply)
obvious air-filled sphere
is obvious
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:46, Reply)
good call Bella

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)
Why thank you

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:39, Reply)
I may be bert
but I'm not a furious internet ingrate.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about
But I have pizza now, so continue.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44, Reply)
attempting to avoid being a tool...
how am I doing... oh crap don't answer that
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)
what toppings?

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:50, Reply)
Garlic Margherita
I'm kicking it old school
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51, Reply)
You're missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:54, Reply)
Yes
But if there was a heaven, I'd go there.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)
on what?
a vomit-based pizza?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Nope, a good pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
He's taking the piss out of me for being veggie
For about the 8th time today :P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)
Be fair!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
Ok, third

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
at risk of sounding sexist
I love a girl with simple garlic and cheese based tastes.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)
That didn't sound sexist
It just sounded massively perverse.

May I suggest French women?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:56, Reply)
Suggest Women..
and I'll shut the fuck up:)
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:59, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't do that
I'm not talking to AA any more, so I need someone to talk to.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
Meanie

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:02, Reply)
You're evil!
I'm fucking lovely mate. If you ignore the homicidal message above, that is.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)
Fuck right off :D

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
Sometimes I think I may be too violent
But then I come to my senses and realise that the fuckers deserve it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
just set AA straight on pizza please
olives=gayman etc
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:00, Reply)
Olives can get to fuck
Horrid things.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)
you and AA have a little beef?
Come tell me I will /pander you both and we work it out?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)
See posts above
As to why he is evil.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
I'm fucking wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
That's my line
I totally copyrighted that.

£20 royalties and we might forget our argument.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)
ignore me you two
love birds
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)
Shut it Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
Are you saying you don't love me?!
:P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:11, Reply)
My pride shall keep me quiet!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)
Haha
That's a yes then? :P
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
I'm saying nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:16, Reply)
Yeah, but I can see you blushing from here

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:19, Reply)
Christ on a bike, will you two just shag each other already?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:27, Reply)
Evening Woodside
Who says we haven't already?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:29, Reply)
That's an image I'd rather not have in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:34, Reply)
You brought it up
So to speak
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:36, Reply)
easy man.. i'm trying to broker
some kind of shaky truce.
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:17, Reply)
I'm too cool for lurve

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)
That sounds like the name
of some hideous 70's decoration theme
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:11, Reply)
This is true
I imagine it would be puce in shade.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:14, Reply)
worst of all the colours

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15, Reply)
Surely you have missed out 'bile'?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:18, Reply)
Olives are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:02, Reply)
Its all gone too left sided for me
So I'll bid you all goodnight
And ask that you all pray for a snowmelt today so I can get out of my rural backwater and get to my family for xmas
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:00, Reply)
*crosses everything*
Good luck!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:05, Reply)
c'mon admit it...
you lurve him
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:09, Reply)

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