My mum gets sadface if I don't get her a card
I can't do that to me ma on Christmas.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

my mum's taken to sending me e-cards
because she knows I don't like real cards. But the bastard website tells her when I've opened it, what is this, 1984?!?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

This morning I got two Amazon gift certificates from my nice aunts and uncles
Less to open Christmas Day, but a good gift nonetheless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

wrap up an empty box with AMAZONG VOUCHERS written on the side

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Effort
I have idly thought about making a boxing-glove-on-a-spring-in-a-box for my sister, but it'd have to be a heavy duty wooden box in order to be able to use a spring powerful enough to knock her out.

Bought her and her fella Dexter Season 4 instead.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

just punch her when she opens it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Printing this out so you're to blame

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

yeah I'm sure "the internet told me to do it" will hold up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Make her one
Macaroni christmas tree on the front and covered in glitter.

She'll fucking love it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

She probably would
But glitter is the herpes of the craft world, that shit gets EVERYWHERE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

^this
When my little sister did projects for school she would cover it in glitter and as I was usually helping her I would be finding glitter in the strangest places for weeks after.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Oh yes, it transfers easily, but never fully goes away
I remember in my late teens when girls started to wear glittery makeup when going to the Battle of the Bands in town. You could always tell which guys had pulled the next day.
(It was never me)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

one of my friends was dressed as Medusa for Halloween so her face was all green
her bloke had red fake blood all round his mouth, but by the end of the night they both looked like Christmas had vomited on them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Oh God! body glitter.
She was mad on that for a while too.

Pfft! I bet you make up for in now though : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

*swaggers, shoots Fonzy finger pistols, winks*
No, not really.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

tru dat
you can't even shower that shit off, a bit like shame.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

^ this

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)