my goodness
you really are 40
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes.
Yes I am. My reluctance to drive was, however, more based on the fact that at least two cars had done their best Torvill and Dean impressions in the space of five minutes. Whilst I am reasonably confident in my own mad driving skillz in this weather, I am less so in the abilities of many of my fellow motorists.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:44, Reply)

This is the thing isn't it
If there weren't so many total cunts around things would be easier, but at 6am this morning i'm driving down a road with snow on it and the cunt behind me was about 1m off my bumper and my ABS kept kicking in.

I got really cross.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Have you tried 'Immodium Plus'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

For my "Arsehole Boyce Syndrome"?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Symptoms:
looking really hot and schooling all the ladies with your fresh charms?

You haven't got it - I'm certain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)