2011 is going to be all about the' Glam Thug' look.
Sequinned donkey jackets, platform DMs and Bolanesque corkscrew perms.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:35, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds awful
I bought "The Best of T-Rex" from a supermarket years ago. 4 good songs and a load of shite.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

It's not about the music.
It's about the...erm....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

...hitting trees with minis?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Remember that old joke?
What was Marc Bolan's final hit?
A massive oak.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

and Michael Hutchence's was the wall when the cleaner opened the door

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

That's a beauty!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

T-Rex were almost completely fucking shit.
I have a soft spot for the LPs with Steve Peregrine Took but really they were crap and Bolan's stupid Larry The fucking Lamb vocals get right on my tits. The Sweet and Gal Glitter were way better 'glam' acts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I heard "metal guru" on the radio while driving to the supermarket, then saw it in the CD racks
£4 seemed like a deal at the time
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Did you ever listen to Jobriath?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I did not.
Any good? He looks like a bender but then they all did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Of all the pompous, arty glam acts he was certainly way up there.
His career is a gloriously tragic story. (See wiki and gaz.))
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Gaz Top's career really was gloriously tragic, you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

What happened to that lispy cunt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

He tried to 'Get Fresh' with some bird
and ended up in the nick. 'How' he got to that sorry stage I don't know. When he was in there someone 'BMX Beat' him up, I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

LEAVE THE INTERNET.
Remember the days of calling your mates 'Stedman'?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stedman_Pearson#Controversies

I hereby call you Stedman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

We never had that gag,
Is it a way of calling someone a bender?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

A bender who get caught doing bent stuff in a public toilet.
This was LONG before that other bender from Wham got involved in the game.

And he was in 5-Star, meaning that not only was the subject of your abuse a cottaging bender, they were also in 5-star.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

OK, you first.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Or would you prefer the 1970 King Crimson...
...3am roadie look. (With dangling, jangling key-chains as optional accessory.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am interested in hearing the new remaster
of 'In The Court of the Crimson King', apparently it's great.

*gives 'knoworramean' look*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

*winks*
*nods towards the 'gaz button'*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'd totally wear that
I'd rock that look. I've got a sparkly trilby already
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Excellent.
See - it's already a movement!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

My bowels have produced better.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Bitch! You just don't understand us.
*flounces off*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

now I have this stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5lDdoyp1U
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Hahaha!
Totally forgot them.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I have high heeled DMs.
They're my favourites.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I am high on MDs.
They're my favourites.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*spang!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

As always Montsie.
I love you all the same.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)