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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I try to be nice to people and I'm "cuddly". And like Amberl, I have the cop-out of having nice eyes.
But my eyes are quite nice. That's generally the thing I'm complimented on.

I've narrowed down my list of the 3 things my next man must have.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:56, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My eyes are quite nice, I'm told.
When they're not trying to focus through all the alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)
I've got odd eyes
(as in, non-identical) One's got a massive brown splodge in it.

How are you this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I FOUND MADDIE
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
You are David Bowie aicmfp.
Not so bad, Lampers. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Nah, it's only a patch, I'm not proper wall-eyed
I just got in from a nice meal with school friends. Saw the hostel I ended up in after the last Manc bash. I have pick and mix. It's not all bad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
I have wine and an erect Christmas tree.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Ooh lawdy.
I'm going to be "making" a "gingerbread house" later on in the week, if you know what I mean.

I mean exactly what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I'm making lebkuchen tomorrow
mmmMMMMmmmm.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Filth!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
No biscuits for you then
*sticks tongue out* I'll eat your share.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Oh, you said 'lebkuchen'.
I'm sorry, I thought you said 'lesbian porn'.

What am I like, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Wishful thinking...

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Nom nom nom nom nom nom
I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)
They are the shizzle
Can give you the recipe if you like?
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Ooh that would be awesome
I am cooking for my sister's homecoming tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Hang on
I shall fish it out from the recesses of my laptop/internet and gaz it you.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Merci beaucoup
I have nothing to offer in return, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Don't be daft!
it's perfectly fine :)
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)
what 3 things are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)
1. Must be nice to me
2. Must sleep with me
3. Must not leave me after 2 weeks.

Sadly only seem to be getting one or two things at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)
not a bad list, but add
4. you must like them, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
5. Questionable personal hygiene.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
No, it's three things for the next fella I will let into my life

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I'm only messing pal. I hope you find someone you like.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
that's not the problem, it's the them liking me
Mentals are a bit hard to come by nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
They are out there. Just change all your social venues and prey on fresh meat.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Hang on, this IS O/T, right...
Otherwise known as 'mentals are us'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Our own little desiccated part of the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Like, a bit dried up and smelling of coconut?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Sorry, has to be done...
life spam wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
That's the thing
everyone was dipping into my spam wallet and I was becoming bankrupt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Too many withdrawals and not enough deposits.
I hear ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)
There's just no one on the horizon, Deej.
I'm not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Have you tried dating a sailor?
Every time his ship left port, within hours he'd be 'on the horizon'. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I know a sailor b3tan, now you mention it
He has a lovely girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I think mutual liking is necessary

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Are you sleeping with Meatloaf?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I'm not sleeping with anyone.
The last guy was only 1 really, and 3 because we're on the same course. The main man in my life was pretty much 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Here you go sister.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8JA9Qs2Mho

Let the tubby Yank cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Didn;t realise what I was unwittingly referencing there

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Yeah
nice eyes are the thing people fall back on with me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
I just have the hair
it's like a smokescreen for everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)
But you have killer cheekbones and a pretty face.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
do tell lamps?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
I'm in!
- at least half of one working testicle
- Serial killer facial hair
- A French Bulldog
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
1. Meh, I ignore the balls
2. I like my men smooth and hairless
3. A Korat, and then we're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Smooth and hairless?! Smooth and hairless?!
PEDO, PEDO, hanging's too good etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
I just don't like facial hair! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)
WELL FUCK YOU THEN!
I've never been so insulted, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)
It's alright DG
I like facial hair.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Phew, that's alright then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Try shaving, or if it's lightweight maybe just some peroxide

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

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