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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
You'd have sex with your own left knee if you could

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
JeffTheKneeFucker
Hmm,

That has a certain ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
JeffTheRingFucker?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
If you like it then you better put your ring on it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Wuh-oh-owwwww!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Tuneful vocalising, or pained reaction to having your ring put on it?

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Both really.
Subtle use of the 'ring-finger' is quite like a Poundland auto-tune.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I thought it was meant to be the sound Scooby Doo made when Jeff penetrated him...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
To be fair to Jeff, opportunities for knee sex with dogs are somewhat limited.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I would say the chances double
as they have 4. Jeff, have you fucked any dog knees?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
No they don't
Elephants are only animal to have four knees
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
And yet, the only animals that can't jump.
/obligatoryinternetfact
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Not sure a tortoise can jump
Do you mean mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
To be honest I was merely repeating something I read in one of those "Amazing Facts" books when I was 11.

Although,
wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_a_tortoise_jump

What about sloths?
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Good to know!
Maybe sloths can, they just don't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

vimeo.com/11712103
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)
That seems somewhat reluctant to play on my computer.
Does it feature sloths jumping?

THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE REULST SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
They have 4 legs with joints
I'm sure a determined chap could bend these "knees" into a furry heaven hole
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
They dont really have them in the front legs and the back ones don't really seem like proper knees.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I haven't, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)
An New Years resolution in waiting perchance?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Maybe. We'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

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