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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gonz!
It's a demented pug in a parka!
In reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:48, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Don't put yourself down, you look lovely
When did you have your nails done?

And they say I post big images
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:49, Reply)
There you go ya fucker ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Now it's not nearly big enough to do justice to its expression.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
*rings up IT*
"HEY I NEED A PROJECTOR IN HERE STAT!"
*slams phone down*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
OH MAN !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
That's the most wall eyed, spastic looking dog I've ever seen in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Or at least it was until the image shrunk to postage stamp proportions.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)
There's a case for just linking pictures.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)
There is, isn't there?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Right hold on
I'm in work and I've got a hangover.
I'll try and put a MEDIUM sized picture up.
Too big, too small, I can't please you beeetches!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This porridge is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)
You've broken me fuckin chair!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)
It was cheap MFI shit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:05, Reply)
She is from Liverpool, it's hardly surprising

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Shurrup like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Better sized?


CFB

I think cropping it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)
haaaaaaaa
just link it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Hoorah!
Ta la.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Nyaaaww
That's quite sweet, and I fucking hate dogs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)
yes that is a spastic looking dog

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)
My friends dog is blind, cute little fucker though
But the thing has massive sticky out eyes, far worse than this thing. Looks like a canine Marty Feldman.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Looks like the bastard child of Garth Crooks and Liam Gallagher.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)
That's exactly what it looks like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Been to any gigs with your aunt recently?

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)
If she has, I bet the seats were good.
Actually, I bet they were better than good, I bet they were GREAT!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
They were fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Who was it again?
Sparx?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Squeeze!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Bugger, I thought that was a command.
I think I've just shit meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Hahahaha
Also, Racist!
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)
That's unfair.
Some of my best friends are Mancunian.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)
It looks like one of Himjims
HURRR DURRRR pictures. Bless. It looks very stupid but it's still kinda cute.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)
So ... ... ...
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a bit like you then?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I look stupid but kinda cute?
I know I'm not stupid so I'll take that as a win.
Cheers Al.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
OMG al totally fancies you!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Al and berk, sitting in a tree...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
W A N K I N G!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Oh, I thought that was snow falling.
Arsetits.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Al, sitting in a tree?
Giant redwoods don't grow in this country, and I'm not sure the native trees can take his weight.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Ooooo burn.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I do like a good burn Jackie

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)
It's alright, they put scaffolding up.
Like on Robin Hood's tree in Sherwood Forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)
OH YOU DI'N'T!?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)
*bobs head*
*snaps fingers*

How's my favourite racist not scotsman?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
In work and miserable
This is still preferable to being at home and ill. I can't wait to come visit you on Boxing Day :D
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Oh are you coming round to Mrs al's mum and dads house too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Yeah
If you could let my bit of skirt know, that would be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)
He'll be coming round in a Biffa bin if he's not careful

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)
Oh he'll be coming round in a Biffa bin when he comes

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Yeee-haaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)
You'd have sex with your own left knee if you could

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:19, Reply)
JeffTheKneeFucker
Hmm,

That has a certain ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
JeffTheRingFucker?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
If you like it then you better put your ring on it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Wuh-oh-owwwww!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Tuneful vocalising, or pained reaction to having your ring put on it?

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Both really.
Subtle use of the 'ring-finger' is quite like a Poundland auto-tune.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I thought it was meant to be the sound Scooby Doo made when Jeff penetrated him...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)
To be fair to Jeff, opportunities for knee sex with dogs are somewhat limited.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I would say the chances double
as they have 4. Jeff, have you fucked any dog knees?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)
No they don't
Elephants are only animal to have four knees
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
And yet, the only animals that can't jump.
/obligatoryinternetfact
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Not sure a tortoise can jump
Do you mean mammal?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
To be honest I was merely repeating something I read in one of those "Amazing Facts" books when I was 11.

Although,
wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_a_tortoise_jump

What about sloths?
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Good to know!
Maybe sloths can, they just don't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

vimeo.com/11712103
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)
That seems somewhat reluctant to play on my computer.
Does it feature sloths jumping?

THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE REULST SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)
They have 4 legs with joints
I'm sure a determined chap could bend these "knees" into a furry heaven hole
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)
They dont really have them in the front legs and the back ones don't really seem like proper knees.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I haven't, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)
An New Years resolution in waiting perchance?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Maybe. We'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

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