He's more 'Lionel Ritchie'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Jesus, Monty!
Just because he's a criminal doesn't mean he has to be black!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

This made me lol a little bit too much.
I think I might be a secret racist :(
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Lusty!!
You're too lovely to be racist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

But, with Monty's help, you'll be able to develop those nascent feelings.

( Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

hey, you puny weakling with vague right-wing tendencies. yes you!
in just seven days i can make you a proper racist. don't delay, send off for your FREE[1] racist action pack today

[1] not free
( spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Morning!
*waves*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Alright!
Twas pleasure meeting you on Monday, even though it took a bloody mary and an obscene amount of coffee to make me feel normal yesterday.

I have to go back to work now. Sad times
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

hehehe!
We managed to stomach some fried breakfast then stopped for many pasties on route back up. That and obscene amounts of pop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Alright Lusty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

And now he's not going to be Richie Rich.

( Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

*Hello, is it me you're looking for?*
*No really, you are aren't you? I can tell. OH GOD DON'T HURT ME!*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)