What a dicksplash.
He should have given the plants to cancer patients, or even the fucking homeless.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Or to my mate.
Or to the gangsters.

He has to pay them five grand by Friday "or else". He can't even pay his rent, the turd.

Amusingly if they did get 'busted' the boy would be in a lot less trouble than he's in right now. They'd probably just get a fine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

5 grand by Friday?
That is quite a significant amount of money to find by Christmas eve.

Have they got a plan?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Skin up a fat one and hope the problem goes away?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah they bet everything they have on this dog down Walthamstow
but it loses, and as they're leaving, shitting themselves and tearing up the ticket, a benevolent millionaire (who used to be a bit of a tearaway himself) goes past, catches wind of their plight, and gives them the moneys, with some to spare for drugs and dancing girls.

It was a boss film.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

They could borrow the money from Barry Grant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Preferably BEFORE Tommy McArdle gets them.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

To be fair now in the perfect time of year for this to happen. All soaps need a big Christmas storyline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

In Eastenders, someone swaps a dead baby for a live one.
Hilarity ensues.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That sounds like a slightly more extreme rip-off of the Channel 4 documentary
Wife Swap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Lovably dumb criminal in "find the cash by Christmas eve or else" caper?
Are you sure you haven't hallucinated yourself into a shit Christmas movie, Monty?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Stranger things have happened
Last night, he and I agreed on music.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That was rather my point.
It's actually real. I've met one of the wrong'uns myself. Entertaining but fucking scary.

*shakes head wearily*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm sure it'll involve hilarious capers that wind up with them bumbling into the money
Then having it stolen by some teenagers in a stolen Audi. They're then caught as they despair and taken to a disused warehouse, where the plead for their kneecaps. Just then a dog runs in and in the resulting comical scuffle the Big Boss Man shoots himself in the nadgers, falls off one of those warehouse walkways and crashes into a skip full of miscast rubber cocks and dies.

They then follow the dog and find that a crashed Audi containing the dead teenage scrotes along with their stolen money (which isn't really theirs as they stole it anyway) and they all live happily ever after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

My friend's plan is very simple:
wash his hands of his imbecile friend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Chance of that working?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Fairly high.
One of the gangsters likes him a lot. He is also the one with the skills so if they want to do another job they need him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ah, so he's at least helpful to have round?
Thank fuck for him, eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Quite so,
All because he couldn't be fucked to get a job like a normal person...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Chances of your mate getting into even worse shit than he's in now?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Hold on...
600 plants with an average 'dro yield of 3ozs = 1,800 ounces.
Medium quality weed is approx 140 quid per oz. (Is that about right considering the London weighting?)
That is .25 million street value.
These 'gangsters' must be a bit miffed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Correct.
They weren't that far into the job, so that value would have been the projected rather than actual sum, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I am sure 'Harry the Bastard' was making his...
...investment on the projected yield returning a considerable sum, rather than any love of horticulture.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I fear so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Why don't you give them Workboresme gaz details
She's very genereous
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Or else he's goign to be dancing with the devil
or counting the fingers


*heavy breathing*




HE HASN'T GOT?
( Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)