So this week it's all about nominating a victor in Internet Attention..
Whilst I applaud the mentions of myself and Badger, I must beg of you to give the title to Baldmonkey.
Whilst Badger successfully stopped QOTW being shut down, Baldmonkey is very much next in line to be a MOD on QOTW.

Who'd like to discuss this issue, supporting Baldmonkey?
Or skip what's been written, notice JMG's started a thread and have some kind of tantrum?
Please bring your best Internet Banter, as there's a very high chance girls are looking at this thread.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been using twitter to support baldmonkey.
I am a generous man.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Most of Internet 2.0 is about Baldmonkey.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Posting in a very popular JMG thread
Chicks love that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Steady.
This'll blow the lid off a Level 40 Dragon-Slayer with Asthma.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

*wheezes*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Why him? What's he done?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Well.. I know him.
That's usually good enough in itself.
But the only times I've ever laughed at QOTW (asides the lying) was when Baldmonkey was on it.

He's the best QOTW user there's ever been.
Yes, Badger's excellent documenting perhaps kept this place going for another 6 months or so. But Baldmonkey is always gold.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Does the defense have any evidence of this 'humour'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

This is by no means a defence.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

OK. Does the pernickety Geordie have any evidence of this 'humour'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

JMG once had a satsuma

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I can't be bothered, I'll be honest.
In this land of making things up, can we just pretend he's shagged the most Page 3 girls this year, or similar?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

My cousin went out with Lindsey Dawn-Mckenzie before she was 'famous'
His Mum pointed out this was nothing to be proud of, and I agree.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Page 7 fellas I could believe
But not Page 3 girls.

because he looks like incredibly effeminate I'm gay you know 'comedian' Alan Carr, see, and is therefore a raving whoopsie by association
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Does JMG love him?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Holllllld the internet.
A QOTW user may be on the verge or making something up.
Let's see how it pans out.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

All the way up his ringpiece, Tuggers.
Excuse me, I have some work to do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Ha!
Thought as much.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Upset on the internet.
To the point of using a bullying tactic from the schoolyard.


:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I would call it 'light joshing' but of you see it as bullying...
...I will retract all comments about you and BaldMonkey being up each other.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

But how will you earn your internet-based gratitude from fat birds and man-mountains?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I use the 'pie-on-a-stick' method.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T GET WOUND UP ON HERE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I'm not the one posting in caps lock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You left four minutes ago.
Well done on being above all this nonsense and lampoonery.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I am straddling many threads at the same time.
And also working. It's a gift.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

You're my hero DG

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I should be everybody's hero, Al.
I am the embodiment of that which doesn't exist. A chap who can multi task. Just now, I ate the last of my nommy sammich, farted and burped all at the same time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Your wife must be so proud.
I'm taking the 7th Jan off work and driving up your way, are you free on the friday evening or saturday daytime? When is best to come over and say hello?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Either is fine with us.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Don't do that Davros
He'll have to put his milkybar down and start typing again.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Alright..
If there's going to be three other people in this thread, one of you is going to have to be designated the one in the Army, the one in the Navy and the Fighter Pilot.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yes. Ha, and indeed, Ha

( Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

YOU can be the one who's above it all!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I've made my nomination already
I feel no need to change it.

For anyone who was at the BGB bash
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I feel I've pitched this at a poor time.
As most of www.b3ta.com/questions/offtheirdiet will be out grazing.
Shaking a closed Burger van and crying.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Despite myself, I laughed at this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)