I'd rather lick a cats tail than drink Earl Grey

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd rather drink Earl Grey than lick you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

That's a lie and you know it
you're currently imagining being able to run the tip of your tongue over me and it's making your knickers fizz like a lump of sodium that's fallen in the bath.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It's like someone stuck a tube of mentos into my uterus and pumped me full of Diet Coke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

This is both vile, and magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*boink*

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Did you just hit her on the head with something inflatable?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Oh, this is a thing of beauty.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Post of the month!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)