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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
By having your uterus stuffed with mentos
and then getting aggressively poked with a bottle of diet coke until the shaking caused the top to burst off.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:34,
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15 years ago)
That wouldn't kill me
My Kegel exercises can peel bananas.
*lies
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:37,
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peel mash
bananas potatoes
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:42,
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mash massage
potatoes a daschund
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:50,
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I have a WunderKunt.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:54,
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*sings 'wunderkunt' to Dangermouse theme*
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:57,
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It works better to Thundercats
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berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:03,
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I remember Bernard Cribbins advertising that.
Actually it might have been Wonder Web. Does WunderKunt enable you to hem your trousers without sewing?
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Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:01,
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Lampito has her talents, yes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:04,
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