No, I like them more butch.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

interesting
I think if I were to be with a girl she'd have to be a femme.
Because if I wanted to be with a boy, I'd choose one that was born with a penis.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Transgenderist!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I just like people who play with gender roles.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I quite like gay men. Which is completely stupid.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I have a soft spot for trannies : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I feel sorry for them and embarrassed in equal measures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I want to shout at them "YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE A GIRL" or "THAT OUTFIT IS HIDEOUS"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I thought I looked nice
:-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

while you look smokin'
your outfit totally doesn't match
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Blame the missus, she dressed me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

tell her to at least make sure your tights match the skirt ffs
worst tranny dresser ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Bless her, she was young

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I'm not really keen on the ones who end up looking like their grandmothers on testosterone.
I like the ones who play on the fact they do look like men in women's clothing and have fun with it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

oh man, super hot episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl when the dude dressed up in her lingerie and they had sex
was omfg hawt
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I like men that are balding.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I love baldies.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

2 of my friends are 21, and both have early pattern baldness.
I probably shouldn't find this as funny as I do.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

not when your tights don't match your skirt

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Once again, this wasn't my fault!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

you have EYES

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XrZjPUvmJo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z5mPOqyTlo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

That got 2.3 seconds of my time, Kringle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

And again
I bring you:-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_County

Superb.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Ever seen Don Letts' 'Punk Rock Movie'?
Great live footage from the 'Wayne County' days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Yes
Letts is talking about his career on 6 Music sometime in the next few days.

Can't wait.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I nearly killed him once,
walking down Old Street not paying attention, I nearly knocked him in front of a car. Whilst I was apologising I realised who it was and my apology suddenly became a lot more genuine.

Then I remembered 'Big Audio Dynamite' and ran him over in a steamroller*

*QOTW LIAR IN FULL EFFECT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Had 'im in the back of me taxi once
Decent geezer until he he started on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

In the biblical sense?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Can one 'start on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik'
in a biblical sense?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

There must be some sort of biblical damnation
Which applies.

Why is Tony James still alive when far better men have died?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Incontrovertible proof that karma is nonsense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I've done a bit of Karma tonight.
I've taught Willenium about Tommy Bolin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Have you
heard the remixed 'Come Taste The Band' that everyone is raving about?

I haven't yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

No
Not my favourite DP album by a long way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

In Rock for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Yes
And Machinehead - the real DP.

But by hell they've strolled through a lot of sounds from Electric Folk (Book of Taliesin) to Jazz Funk (PerfectStrangers).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Yo Daddio-
Deep Purple are WACK.

The only good thing is when they get referred to as DP.

Pornlolz FTMFW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Martin Degville is a complete fucking 'helmand province' as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Then there's "Billy"
The King Rocker himself...cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

One of my college pals'
best mates was a gofer for Idol in the 90s. My friend went into the studio where he was 'working' on another heap of shit. The word came down from the control room that 'Billy wants some more coke' - this chap phoned in a delivery and proceeded to nick half of each wrap. My pal said 'surely he'll notice that you've clearly robbed him?' only to be told 'Fuck off! He's never seen a real gram in his life'.

/boring druglolz yarn
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)